April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 06, 2019 5:47 am

It was a Holy Avenger, you cretin.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Singh'sSpot » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:32 pm

You know I'm a bit surprise that Apes doesn't have an Instagram account to post more pics of her creepy dolls and even her modded Skyrim character, take a page from Bella Delphine's playbook.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:47 pm

Spoony should sell internet nobody bathwater
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:32 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:47 pm
Spoony should sell internet nobody bathwater
That would require Spoony to bathe.
お前はもう死んでいる。

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:33 am

She looks like someone's mom who's in denial and trying to relive their 20s. Trying too hard, bitch.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:38 am

"Boring" isn't a world I normally see used to describe danger hair.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:55 am

She looks so fat now, no wonder why Carl is thirsty.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:56 am

It's the perfect word to describe her overall, though. That shallow Wikka stuff and her lame hobbies only serve to actually make her more boring and basic bitch.
It's a lot like goth. All that trying hard, all that effort to look different and it goes around in a circle and just ends up at "08/15 goth chick" again. They think they are super interesting but really they are just "oh that kind of normalnigger".
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:57 am

mad bum wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:55 am
She looks so fat now, no wonder why Carl is thirsty.
The position of the camera keeps inching upwards.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:00 am

pibbs wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:57 am
mad bum wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:55 am
She looks so fat now, no wonder why Carl is thirsty.
The position of the camera keeps inching upwards.
Maybe she'll reach full MySpace angle mastery like FlushingDownIcecream where you need an algorithm that checks the pixels to tell if it's a new photo or just the same.
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