He'll write a revolting sex novel and become a millionaire. If some daft bitch can do that, why couldn't he?
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Men don't buy sex novels. We're actually smart and prefer visual stimulation. Reading is for faggots.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:17 pmHe'll write a revolting sex novel and become a millionaire. If some daft bitch can do that, why couldn't he?
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So? Just write something where a bitch basically get stalked and raped but the dude is totally dreamy or whatever and bitches will lap that shit up. Just huff super glue before writing to not accidentally write too well or make the guy not creepy enough and you're golden.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:28 pmMen don't buy sex novels.
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You realise there are more women in the world than men? Men don't need to buy sex novels for them to be successfulGuest wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:28 pmMen don't buy sex novels.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Really? That's a shame.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:59 pmYou realise there are more women in the world than men?
I thought a sex novel written by a man would be too good to be devoured by whores, although the post above yours gives some advice on how to combat that.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:59 pmMen don't need to buy sex novels for them to be successful
I'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?
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Unlikely. The cunts that write that kinda stuff all look like they haven't had a dicking this century, if at all.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:04 pmI'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?
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A lot of blokes write sex novels. It's not like it's particularly difficult and there are a lot of trash writers out there,Guest wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:04 pmI thought a sex novel written by a man would be too good to be devoured by whores
Depends. It's probably best to avoid explicit detailGuest wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:04 pmI'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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E.L. James at least has two kids.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:09 pmUnlikely. The cunts that write that kinda stuff all look like they haven't had a dicking this century, if at all.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:04 pmI'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?
Ugly whores get dick all the time. If a woman isn't fucking literally everyone starting at age 14 she's basically defective.
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Not in Based ChinaKeith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:59 pmYou realise there are more women in the world than men?
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Hence 'in the world'
Depends on whether she's merely ugly or fat too. A fat white girl about 400 pounds just isn't leaving the houseGuest wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:31 pmUgly whores get dick all the time.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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