Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:17 pm

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He'll write a revolting sex novel and become a millionaire. If some daft bitch can do that, why couldn't he?
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:28 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:17 pm
He'll write a revolting sex novel and become a millionaire. If some daft bitch can do that, why couldn't he?
Men don't buy sex novels. We're actually smart and prefer visual stimulation. Reading is for faggots.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:49 pm

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Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:28 pm
Men don't buy sex novels.
So? Just write something where a bitch basically get stalked and raped but the dude is totally dreamy or whatever and bitches will lap that shit up. Just huff super glue before writing to not accidentally write too well or make the guy not creepy enough and you're golden.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:59 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:28 pm
Men don't buy sex novels.
You realise there are more women in the world than men? Men don't need to buy sex novels for them to be successful
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:04 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:59 pm
You realise there are more women in the world than men?
Really? That's a shame.
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:59 pm
Men don't need to buy sex novels for them to be successful
I thought a sex novel written by a man would be too good to be devoured by whores, although the post above yours gives some advice on how to combat that.
I'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:09 pm

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I'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?
Unlikely. The cunts that write that kinda stuff all look like they haven't had a dicking this century, if at all.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:11 pm

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I thought a sex novel written by a man would be too good to be devoured by whores
A lot of blokes write sex novels. It's not like it's particularly difficult and there are a lot of trash writers out there,
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I'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?
Depends. It's probably best to avoid explicit detail
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:31 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:09 pm
Guest wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:04 pm
I'd like to get onto the sex novel grift, do you think the whores will realize I'm a virgin?
Unlikely. The cunts that write that kinda stuff all look like they haven't had a dicking this century, if at all.
E.L. James at least has two kids.
Ugly whores get dick all the time. If a woman isn't fucking literally everyone starting at age 14 she's basically defective.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:33 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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You realise there are more women in the world than men?
Not in Based China :lol:
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:37 pm

Hence 'in the world'
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Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:31 pm
Ugly whores get dick all the time.
Depends on whether she's merely ugly or fat too. A fat white girl about 400 pounds just isn't leaving the house
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Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 am
Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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