DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:58 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:44 pm
Yeah, I mean, look at how fat and unhealthy Reviewbrah got from reviewing fast food.
And he in his own words "embrace[s] the diet of trash". Dude legit eats fast food 5 days of the week and has no daily cycle, going to bed whenever and waking up whenever. Clearly superior genetics of the likes us mere mortals can't comprehend!
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:20 pm

He's also like 20, give him couple of years and he will look like Filmbald's cousin.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:48 am

25, I believe. Yeah, it'll catch up to him eventually.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:27 am

It's difficult to guess, because he still looks like 12 years old who raided their grandpa's wardrobe, but I've checked, 22.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:51 am

>ywn be an uber-Chad like Reviewbrah
I should be swinging from a beam right now.
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Visiting the east coast, I was ever so delighted to hace come across the legendary reviewbrah, recording a segment for what I assume was an upcoming episode VORW.
It was about 12:30AM and he told me he was doing a night walk to collect his thoughts.
I asked if I could join him, and he accepted.
We were walking down a rather dark and wooded path when we came across a homeless black man sleeping a ways into the brush off the path of the sidewalk. The environment glowed a luminous orange from the street lights around us.
Reviewbrah stopped recording and pointed at his directions. He looked at me and said "you ever crack a boon before?"
Shocked, I stood their speechless and confused.
"watch this", winking before breaking into a full fledge sprint towards the man's encampment
"AAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he howled into the air! About 6 feet from the man who's eyes opened quickly in shock and fear, review brah made a heavy leap into the air and jump stomped the man's chest. he let out a piercing scream before reviewbrah started beating relentlessly on the man's face as he screamed.
'FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!" reviewbrah repeatedly yelled as the man drew silent. At this mark, review brag began to curbstomp his face until it took the appearance of a squashed plum.
Horrified and paralyzed with fear and adrenaline, I told him I had to go and quickly paced away from the scene.
As I departed, Review brah's voice echoed through the night air to me, yelling "It is what it is anon! It is what it is!"

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:47 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:51 am
>ywn be an uber-Chad like Reviewbrah
I should be swinging from a beam right now.
With your arms or with your neck?

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:50 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:47 pm
Guest wrote:
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:51 am
>ywn be an uber-Chad like Reviewbrah
I should be swinging from a beam right now.
With your arms or with your neck?
A love swing.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:24 am

DSP getting his ass kicked by Crash Team Racing is just beautiful. I knew he would suck at it, but dear God... it took him 58 tries to defeat 1 boss, and each track takes him several tries until he gets lucky.

TRULY! THE DARK SOULS OF RACING GAMES!

(joking aside, he is getting his shit kicked in by the game way more than any souls game ever have)

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by mad bum » Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:56 am

Did he bitch for 3 hours about how he doesn't have money after buying the game dood?
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:05 am

He was legit stuck on one of the tracks for 2-3 hours.
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