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Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:48 pm

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I agree in principle that it's more fun to watch something over-the-top stupid than some calculated, bland and soulless corporate product, what JewJew represents very well indeed, but nevertheless I managed to watch TFA throughout whereas TLJ I had to turn off after 15 or so minutes. Evil, all-white space nazi group attacks the diverse resistance movement and their commander screams madly the most retarded dialogue like some parody villain from Spaceballs. Resistance launches their counterattack with their army of latinos and asian girls and their mother-jokes, I just couldn't handle that bullshit any further, I just watched the key scenes from YT afterwards.
You need to approach it differently. TLJ is one of the greatest comedies of all time.
What any clip of it out of context, and it's so goofy and retarded you can't help but giggle.
The plot of Terminator: Dark Timez has allegedly leaked and if this leak is legit, holy shit will this movie suck. It is apparently possible to produce even worse Terminator movie than Genishit, just minimize Arnold's role in the movie and turn up the level of woke to its maximum. What is Terminator movie without Arnie?
Salvation was fantastic. The guy they got to play Kyle Reese sounded so much like him it was eerie.
Also John lived, as he should have, and the black kid was mute, which is how you properly use a minority character.

I'm surprised they aren't going to just have all CGI Arnold. Hell, even hire a voice actor if he's too tired (or doesn't care anymore).

Star Wars has already shown that's the way of the future. If the movies need a surprise shot-in-the-arm, just have CGI Han crawl out of the space vacuum looking somehow younger, high-five CGI Chewi and his daughter who is somehow Indian and gay, and bringing CGI Luke and CGI Anakin back from the dead.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:15 pm

Pretty funny how obsessed Disney is with live-action sequels considering live-action is slowly turning into 100% Pixar stuff.

And speaking of Cuckinator: How lame of a name is "Legion"? Is that the best they could come up with? Why not Evil Co., or Villain Inc.?

(Also not that it really matters how the bad guys sending evil terminators into the past are actually called.)
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:24 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:15 pm
Pretty funny how obsessed Disney is with live-action sequels considering live-action is slowly turning into 100% Pixar stuff.
It's a ploy to get their core audience (Lindsays and other braindead land whales) into the theater. No matter how realistic the CGI, they just want to see the actors and actresses flavors of the year 'live' and actually singing. It's not real enough to them otherwise.
And speaking of Cuckinator: How lame of a name is "Legion"? Is that the best they could come up with? Why not Evil Co., or Villain Inc.?
So all the robots in the world can turn into one gigantic super-robot, albiet with a tons of crawlspace for Senora Strongpunch to climb inside and hit the glowing red weakspot in the center.

Anyway, I'm guessing all the evil machines will somehow be male and misogynist.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:32 pm

Wait, wasn't there some Indian sci-fli flick where androids did a Voltron?
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:17 pm

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Archie Comics isn't desperate enough to rehire Penders to try and save the franchise though, meaning that Sahnic is objectively a better, healthier franchise than Terminator. :lol:
Archie don't publish Sanic comics any more. Part of the reason is that Penders' faggotry irreparably fucked everything
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Rushy » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:46 pm

Damien: Omen II was a massive disappointment - the only decent idea it had was having Damien actually realise he is the AntiChrist and struggle with that, but apart from feeling bad about murdering his stepbrother, he doesn't seem to give two shits.

The film is just as sluggish as the first, but lacks the shocks and building dread. At least in the first film, the characters figure out Damien is evil and work to defeat him, but here, literally everyone who find out the truth die in like 5 minutes. It's like a slasher film without a Final Girl - the killer just walks away after he runs out of victims.

Also, the dialogue between the kids is dreadful(they always sound like they're imitating stuffy professors).
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Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:56 pm

Can you watch something made post-WW1 already, Rushy? Christ, dude, you sound like an octogenarian.

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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:51 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:32 pm
Wait, wasn't there some Indian sci-fli flick where androids did a Voltron?
Yeah I think it was called Robot.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:24 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:15 pm
Pretty funny how obsessed Disney is with live-action sequels considering live-action is slowly turning into 100% Pixar stuff.

And speaking of Cuckinator: How lame of a name is "Legion"? Is that the best they could come up with? Why not Evil Co., or Villain Inc.?

(Also not that it really matters how the bad guys sending evil terminators into the past are actually called.)
How much you wanna bet they don't bother explaining why another company is able to build and send back Terminators when even Skynet failed? How would that even work? It's a post apocalyptic world controlled by a single computer overlord. How in the hell would another company even exist? Shocking twist incoming?

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:56 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:24 pm
So all the robots in the world can turn into one gigantic super-robot, albiet with a tons of crawlspace for Senora Strongpunch to climb inside and hit the glowing red weakspot in the center.
Hollywood reusing ideas that were too stupid for the Matrix Revolutions.

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