And Pabst Blue Ribbon with Mtn Dew soaked chicken is nasty. You have to take Blob's horrendous tastebuds malformed by generations of white trash genetics into account. He can only tolerate vegetables if he douses them in blue cheese, ranch dressing, and bacon grease.CIANIgger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:53 pmDude, a lettuce bun on a beef burger is fucking messy but actually delicious.mad bum wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:24 pmHe'd bitch about it on twitter and use his cis white bread at home to substitute?Lindsay's Liver wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:21 pmImagine if Blob went to the nearest drive-thru and ordered five bacon double cheeseburgers and came home to find he'd been given lettuce wrapped veggie burgers by mistake.
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Important to note that "blue cheese" means something entirely different to burgerlandians than Europeans. Burgers only make one kind of cheese and I'm fairly certain that 50% of the recipe is molten plastic.
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We generally associate, "blue cheese," with a specific salad dressing. You also have restaurants putting cheese crumbles onto their salads and calling it, "blue cheese," outright, instead of using a specific name.
Also, blue cheese dressing is absolutely disgusting.
Also, blue cheese dressing is absolutely disgusting.
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If you mean so-called american (((cheese))), then yes, that is just plastic mixed with vegetable oil. However, we have many fine dairies in burgerland that do produce actual cheeses such as colby, sharp cheddar, swiss and gouda.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:06 amImportant to note that "blue cheese" means something entirely different to burgerlandians than Europeans. Burgers only make one kind of cheese and I'm fairly certain that 50% of the recipe is molten plastic.
I can't recall the last time I heard a burger admit to eating those singles things.
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A generally shitty lifestyle will do that as well. Bob has mentioned he pushes himself to "work" twenty hours a day (He considers tweeting and rewatching Avengers for the fiftieth time work) so he barely gets any sleep. Anger can also cause problems, and he gets triggered by damn near everything. So does a lack of social interacting. Add in him not getting enough exercise or sunlight, he's screwed.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:51 pmKind of. If they forget their insulin shots a bit too often they can get brain damage. Doesn't Blob pretend he got rid of his type 2? I can easily imagine him being delirious from too high blood sugar when he goes on his fifty tweet rants.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:12 pmDoes the betus rot your brain? He might be actively getting stupider.
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You know Bob does. You just know he loves that shit.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:11 amIf you mean so-called american (((cheese))), then yes, that is just plastic mixed with vegetable oil. However, we have many fine dairies in burgerland that do produce actual cheeses such as colby, sharp cheddar, swiss and gouda.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:06 amImportant to note that "blue cheese" means something entirely different to burgerlandians than Europeans. Burgers only make one kind of cheese and I'm fairly certain that 50% of the recipe is molten plastic.
I can't recall the last time I heard a burger admit to eating those singles things.
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Eating real cheese from real milk is so last century. Plastic cheese is the way of the Star Trek future.
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You know, I knew you were going to say something like that the second I saw you'd postedVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:02 pmEating real cheese from real milk is so last century. Plastic cheese is the way of the Star Trek future.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Great minds think alike.
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Hey Voice, remember when the entire nation was disgusted over analogue cheese a few years ago?
Well, it's back at large as vegan cheese and the idiots eat that shit up.
Well, it's back at large as vegan cheese and the idiots eat that shit up.
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