School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form
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It's just for the lulz. The public will probably never find out (or care) who actually wrote that stream of madness.
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What if he got himself a Master Sword replica, but an actual functional one, and just goes absolutely psychotic and slaughters dozens of people? Just hypothetically speaking, say he goes to some college, one of those ivy league ones he wishes he went to, and just slays 50 or so.
Now I don't know about you but I'd seriously have to reconsider my opinion of him. That'd be rad as hell!
Now I don't know about you but I'd seriously have to reconsider my opinion of him. That'd be rad as hell!
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As would I, seeing as in your hypothetical scenario he'd have toKugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:49 pmNow I don't know about you but I'd seriously have to reconsider my opinion of him. That'd be rad as hell!
A) Be able to lift his arm enough to swing a sword
and
B) Be able to do so quickly and skilfully enough that he could kill fifty people before they managed to stop him
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Retard strength, bro! Those triggered by their soy latte being too cold hipsters couldn't even move out of sheer terror. Imagine the class room door just crashing open and there's Blob in his Mario costume, splattered with blood, holding a purple-handled sword shouting about Call of Duty and FUCKING JAWKS!Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:59 pmAs would I, seeing as in your hypothetical scenario he'd have toKugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:49 pmNow I don't know about you but I'd seriously have to reconsider my opinion of him. That'd be rad as hell!
A) Be able to lift his arm enough to swing a sword
and
B) Be able to do so quickly and skilfully enough that he could kill fifty people before they managed to stop him
Look, Blob is such a ragecow, I'm just trying to make him funny for myself.
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Personally these 'what if Blob went on a mass killing spree' scenarios are only funny to me if they're 'what if Blob got owned whilst going on an attempted mass killing spree'
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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I see it as a win-win but only if it's an extreme case. He either totally fucks up and gets fatally shot ASAP by one of those pesky second amendment republicans or he gets a nice highscore.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:24 pmPersonally these 'what if Blob went on a mass killing spree' scenarios are only funny to me if they're 'what if Blob got owned whilst going on an attempted mass killing spree'
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Blob would probably be too tired to continue after the first couple of victims, if he even got that far.
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I want him to go supernova, burn those thousands upon thousands of calories he's carrying in an hour. Completely tick the fuck out.
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Plot twist: He'd actually remove the fat suit he's been wearing all this time revealing his hidden ripped body.
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