School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:17 am

It's just for the lulz. The public will probably never find out (or care) who actually wrote that stream of madness.
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:49 pm

What if he got himself a Master Sword replica, but an actual functional one, and just goes absolutely psychotic and slaughters dozens of people? Just hypothetically speaking, say he goes to some college, one of those ivy league ones he wishes he went to, and just slays 50 or so.
Now I don't know about you but I'd seriously have to reconsider my opinion of him. That'd be rad as hell!
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:59 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:49 pm
Now I don't know about you but I'd seriously have to reconsider my opinion of him. That'd be rad as hell!
As would I, seeing as in your hypothetical scenario he'd have to
A) Be able to lift his arm enough to swing a sword
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B) Be able to do so quickly and skilfully enough that he could kill fifty people before they managed to stop him
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:15 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:59 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:49 pm
Now I don't know about you but I'd seriously have to reconsider my opinion of him. That'd be rad as hell!
As would I, seeing as in your hypothetical scenario he'd have to
A) Be able to lift his arm enough to swing a sword
and
B) Be able to do so quickly and skilfully enough that he could kill fifty people before they managed to stop him
Retard strength, bro! Those triggered by their soy latte being too cold hipsters couldn't even move out of sheer terror. Imagine the class room door just crashing open and there's Blob in his Mario costume, splattered with blood, holding a purple-handled sword shouting about Call of Duty and FUCKING JAWKS! :lol:

Look, Blob is such a ragecow, I'm just trying to make him funny for myself.
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:24 pm

Personally these 'what if Blob went on a mass killing spree' scenarios are only funny to me if they're 'what if Blob got owned whilst going on an attempted mass killing spree'
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:47 pm

He'd stumble and impale himself.

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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:42 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:24 pm
Personally these 'what if Blob went on a mass killing spree' scenarios are only funny to me if they're 'what if Blob got owned whilst going on an attempted mass killing spree'
I see it as a win-win but only if it's an extreme case. He either totally fucks up and gets fatally shot ASAP by one of those pesky second amendment republicans or he gets a nice highscore.
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Pepsi Man » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:19 am

Blob would probably be too tired to continue after the first couple of victims, if he even got that far.
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:29 am

Pepsi Man wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:19 am
Blob would probably be too tired to continue after the first couple of victims, if he even got that far.
I want him to go supernova, burn those thousands upon thousands of calories he's carrying in an hour. Completely tick the fuck out.
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Re: School Shootings: A Unique American Art Form

Post by Pepsi Man » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:34 am

Plot twist: He'd actually remove the fat suit he's been wearing all this time revealing his hidden ripped body.
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