Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 31, 2019 6:21 am

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On June 22, 2014, Atari announced a new corporate strategy that would include a focus on "new audiences", specifically "LGBT, social casinos, real-money gambling, and YouTube".
Current Atari couldn't be gayer if they tried, because they already are really trying to be as gay as possible.
It had to come to that. French developer with a track record worse than Acclaim or LJN.
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Post by Guest » Fri May 31, 2019 3:20 pm



Here's the launch trailer for those who don't want to give money to Big Cheddar.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 31, 2019 7:36 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 4:31 am
On June 22, 2014, Atari announced a new corporate strategy that would include a focus on "new audiences", specifically "LGBT, social casinos, real-money gambling, and YouTube".
Current Atari couldn't be gayer if they tried, because they already are really trying to be as gay as possible.
I guess they figured the trans community would love them because Atari is a literal deed name. Though I don't think they can replaced your old guard of neckbeard fans who - for some reason - still put up with your "classic" games that aged horribly.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 31, 2019 11:30 pm

"Enhanced Edition" aka stolen wide screen mods plus heavy pozzloads of faggot story inserted by a disgusting hipster studio. No thanks. I prefer my D&D games without transfaggot characters.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Fri May 31, 2019 11:45 pm

I dunno man. I'm a consolefag and I could see grabbing planescape and icewind dale at least.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:23 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 7:36 pm
still put up with your "classic" games that aged horribly.
Atari games didn't just age horribly. They simply are horrible. Take a look at an arcade game from 1981-1983, then look at its 2600 port. Fucking thing was always a giant pile of shit.

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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:34 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 11:45 pm
I dunno man. I'm a consolefag and I could see grabbing planescape and icewind dale at least.
You best be kidding, nigger!
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:25 am

At least Icecuck Dave lets you design the entire party from scratch (without even a hint of the cuckpanions you usually have to endure in these types of games), which in turns lets you pretend you're playing the Temple of Elemental Evil.
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"Enhanced Edition" aka stolen wide screen mods plus heavy pozzloads of faggot story inserted by a disgusting hipster studio. No thanks. I prefer my D&D games without transfaggot characters.
You know, I feel like they didn't go far enough in terms of progressiveness. A fantasy setting opens a whole new realm of diversity, after all.

I mean, when will we finally get a male dwarf who identifies as an Elven maiden?
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 01, 2019 2:09 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:25 am
which in turns lets you pretend you're playing the Temple of Elemental Evil.
The game you should be playing in the first place.
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