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Re: Pumping iron

Post by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 9:54 pm

Post nudes and we'll find out

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Re: Pumping iron

Post by Guest » Fri May 31, 2019 12:45 am

The only thing I pump are squealing twinks.

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Re: Pumping iron

Post by AdorableOtter » Fri May 31, 2019 5:00 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 8:48 pm

Was using an ab crunch machine, went a tad hard and got a Charlie horse, feels fine now just trying to prevent it from happening again
Training machines look easy to use but the are also easy misuse. I would ask a gym staff to check if you have a proper form at least. You can get legitimately injured with wrong forms, ab/back training is especially dangerous since you can damage your spine.
I personally think crunch(-ish) exercises are totally unnecessary if you just wanna look good and not trying to be super buff or the next ultimate fighter, because plank variants are as effective and less dangerous but that's another story.

Also, you don't need to post your nude for thirst posters' satisfaction, but still you have to dox your height/weight/body fat/daily caloric intake/macro ratio, and what kind body composition or athletic capacity you are aming for, and your training routine for major big muscles. That's the only way you can be truly saved.

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Re: Pumping iron

Post by Guest » Fri May 31, 2019 9:27 pm

I'm nearly 500lb and I've never lifted in my life. What lifting regime y'all recommend?

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Re: Pumping iron

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 31, 2019 11:26 pm

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I'm nearly 500lb and I've never lifted in my life. What lifting regime y'all recommend?
Those heavy bags from Burger King you lift regularly are more than enough exercise. I bet you're ripped under all the fat like DSP.
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Re: Pumping iron

Post by mad bum » Fri May 31, 2019 11:30 pm

:lol: I thought it was boogie that had a six pack under all that fat?
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Re: Pumping iron

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri May 31, 2019 11:35 pm

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I'm nearly 500lb
I suggest you forget about lifting and consider taking this supplement instead:
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Re: Pumping iron

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:13 am

mad bum wrote:
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:lol: I thought it was boogie that had a six pack under all that fat?
They're both ripped. Boogie is just even more ripped, as shown by his greater bulk.
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Re: Pumping iron

Post by Poonoo » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:01 am

AdorableOtter wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 5:00 pm
mad bum wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 8:48 pm

Was using an ab crunch machine, went a tad hard and got a Charlie horse, feels fine now just trying to prevent it from happening again
Training machines look easy to use but the are also easy misuse. I would ask a gym staff to check if you have a proper form at least.
Seriously this, it's why training near mirrors is important too when lifting since you might think you have proper form but when you see yourself doing something you'll realise if your form is whack.

I do the ab rollout myself which is guess is a plank variation since you aren't crunching. Nothing else came close working my abs, everything else would eventually lead to me doing a billion reps

If you do that though, keep your back straight, don't sag.
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Re: Pumping iron

Post by mad bum » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:58 pm

It was one of these machines for reference.

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