The Angry Video Game Cuck

[mad bum]

If you have to go out of your way to, what is that, bluetext about them, they can't be that great.
Peanut butter is total garbage, by the way. Enjoy your soy.

Blue texting because I was on my phone and I'm color blind. And peanut butter is the most manly thing ever, like the opposite of soy.

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You Yanks have so much shit

That's because we have freedom of choice here in burgerland

[Guest]

That's because we have freedom of choice here in burgerland

I think you can buy Devo albums in any country.

[Rushy]

STEP ASIDE TAMARA, SHE OF LITTLE MOVIE EXPERIENCE.
James Rolfe has legitimately never had a Pepsi in damn near 40 years.
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I've had my first Pepsi this year as well. What's so outrageous about that?

I live in a backwater country under Russia's armpit and I probably had my first Pepsi when I was like 10.
Not drinking Pepsi up to this point is like not knowing how to tie your shoelaces til 40.

[Rushy]

There was this cola wars thing going on when I was a kid.

They're interchangeable.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I've had my first Pepsi this year as well. What's so outrageous about that?

You're a eurocuck whereas James is from New fucking Jersey. I had my first Pepsi in the womb.

[Rushy]

I've had my first Pepsi this year as well. What's so outrageous about that?

You're a eurocuck whereas James is from New fucking Jersey. I had my first Pepsi in the womb.

The lady gets it.
And now I'm thirsty.

[Old Black Man]

STEP ASIDE TAMARA, SHE OF LITTLE MOVIE EXPERIENCE.
James Rolfe has legitimately never had a Pepsi in damn near 40 years.
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That's really weird.
But soda pop is a weird thing in America. We can't even agree what to call the stuff:
http://www.popvssoda.com/
There was this cola wars thing going on when I was a kid. Our family was a Coca-Cola family. But I still had Pepsi sometimes at gatherings, picnics, events.

The cola wars were a dark time for our nation. While it seemed like harmless advertising in reality it was the name given to a covert invisible war that was being fought amongst the corporate super powers. My friend lost his leg to a crystal Pepsi IED!

[Guest]

STEP ASIDE TAMARA, SHE OF LITTLE MOVIE EXPERIENCE.
James Rolfe has legitimately never had a Pepsi in damn near 40 years.
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I've had my first Pepsi this year as well. What's so outrageous about that?

I live in a backwater country under Russia's armpit and I probably had my first Pepsi when I was like 10.
Not drinking Pepsi up to this point is like not knowing how to tie your shoelaces til 40.

James was also the guy who claimed to wear Velcro shoes until fourth grade. He says he just didn't wanna deal with shoelaces but im not sure I believe that.

[Guest]

had my first Pepsi in the womb.

At least that explains your low IQ

I hope you get raped by some illegals, at least then you'd be useful for the first and only time in your pathetic life

[Rushy]

I've had my first Pepsi this year as well. What's so outrageous about that?

I live in a backwater country under Russia's armpit and I probably had my first Pepsi when I was like 10.
Not drinking Pepsi up to this point is like not knowing how to tie your shoelaces til 40.

James was also the guy who claimed to wear Velcro shoes until fourth grade. He says he just didn't wanna deal with shoelaces but im not sure I believe that.

Why wouldn't you? Shoelaces are bullshit, and one glorious day humanity will have phased them out for good.
But for now, tying them is still obviously a thing you do, along with regular consumption of Pepsi.
Am I the only one who knows how to human around here??