Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:32 pm

Wolfenstein should have died after Return. This alternate timeline bullshit is gay.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:50 pm

The only alternate timelines worth exploring in this franchise would either involve a Lich Führer and his Zombiemacht, or an army of cloned Gatling Hitlers. Or both.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:55 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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The only alternate timelines worth exploring in this franchise would either involve a Lich Führer and his Zombiemacht, or an army of cloned Gatling Hitlers. Or both.
In nu-Wolfenstein you're not allowed to make Hitler even remotely cool in any way. He's just a strawman for Dumpf and as such must be 100% pathetic. Leftards don't care that it's not satisfying to defeat somebody like that, it's the narrative that matters. It's not like they play games anyway.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:22 pm

Dead or Alive characters look like their feet are carved out of soap or something. They don't look Human in 2019.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by A12 » Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:49 pm

Mortal Kombat 11 and the franchise in general just became woke after they made Skarlet wear a Burka or Hijab

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Apr 28, 2019 2:01 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:22 pm
Dead or Alive characters look like their feet are carved out of soap or something. They don't look Human in 2019.
Dumb footfag.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:20 am

You mean soy drinking devs that ruined their franchise long ago by pandering to degenerate weebshiters?

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Poonoo » Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:59 am

https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2019/04/m ... u-k/83084/

>muh digital sales

That argument doesn't work for AAA games, a 43% drop is too big for that.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:48 am

What I'm also hearing about MK11 is that it's bad aside from the wokeshit. A lot of people are mad because netherrealm removed most of the fan-favorite characters and the new ones have shit designs. Fatalities look like garbage imo. Quite uncreative for the majority and the animations are too long.

https://twinfinite.net/2019/04/why-were ... mbat-11/5/

No mileena, no kenshi, no cyrax, no SMOKE, no rain, no Goro IIRC. No Takeda from MKX.

This in spite of the shit-awful story that brings every character back to life for no raisin for some of the worst time travel fanfic in any video game.

You know what it is, too. They ripped characters out of the game to sell for DLC.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Guest » Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:50 am

Game sounds like a pile of shit even without the obvious SJW problems. Gaymer soys will still eat it up, even if they don't like it. Cattle.
>no Mileena
Even the toothfags are getting BTFO.
> You know what it is, too. They ripped characters out of the game to sell for DLC.
Isnt that literally every Warner game, including MKX and 9?

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