Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[MegaNigger]

After reading that plot summary I can't wait to torrent it

[Guest]

Some guy on YouTube was like "I believed in the Russos!" after they gave everyone time traveling woke shit. Lol, why?! Their best work is a handful of Community episodes. Did you really believe some tv fags were going to give you the filmgoing experience of a generation?

[Auli]

Just saw it now.

Was... ok. Didn't really like the time-travel thing.

And a Thor: Guardians of the Galaxy movie can be fun. I want to see fit Hemsworth :3


And wtf with the black guy whom has no superpowers becoming Captain America? Give it to Bucky, you retards. No one remembers who Sam is...

[Guest]

Some guy on YouTube was like "I believed in the Russos!" after they gave everyone time traveling woke shit. Lol, why?! Their best work is a handful of Community episodes. Did you really believe some tv fags were going to give you the filmgoing experience of a generation?

If capeshitters didn't like TV tier productions they wouldn't watch the MCU.

[Guest]

Just saw it now.

Was... ok. Didn't really like the time-travel thing.

And a Thor: Guardians of the Galaxy movie can be fun. I want to see fit Hemsworth :3


And wtf with the black guy whom has no superpowers becoming Captain America? Give it to Bucky, you retards. No one remembers who Sam is...

Bucky is white tho. Now that the white men have blazed the trail, it's time for the diversity crew to reap the harvest. Because that worked so well in the comic books.

[MegaNigger]

Next Avengers Team;

Captain Mary Sue-vel

Nigger Cap

Literal Nigger with high tech Wokekanda space age niggers

Gayish Cuck beta Spiderman w/niggress MJ

Nigger Ironman and or Iron Sue

Beta Cuck Professor Hulk

Yeah....

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Still pretty flawed IMO. They need to replace Peter with Miles Morales, and there's also an Asian Hulk, which isn't perfect but still better than him being *white*.

Dude's also named the "Totally Awesome Hulk", so you just know people will eat him up.

[Auli]

Anyone else noticed the "girl power" moment? xD

Also... Captain Marvel says something like "I have to get this (the glove) over there!" Uhm... can't you LITERALLY fly thousands of lightyears in a single second?

And if they wanted to keep the glove away from Thanos... just fly into space and throw it in a fucking black hole or a hot as fuck star...

[Guest]

Someone mentioned the woke protests actually help Marvel, so I guess the doubling down will only continue.

[Guest]

The movie was a fucking dumpster fire. The story is structured like those babies born inside out. It's a fucking abomination that should have been mercifully aborted.