Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by Poonoo » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:40 am

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I don't have shitty genes
Aren't you bald?
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Adorable Otter recommended people use safety razors during the Gillette ad shit and I haven't looked back. I used to use the 5 blade razors and using the safety razor gets you the same quality shave as that but for a fraction of the price. You just need to learn what your face is like so you don't cut yourself since YOU control the angle of the blade, you'll fuck it up a little for a week but even then the cuts are small and go away really quick unless it was a big fuck up. It feels like I got off training wheels, the modern razor is a fucking scam. Double edge razors should have never gone away, but you know, Gillette's patent ran out so they needed to make money.
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:47 am

I've been meaning to go safety razor for a long time now. So many affordable options on Amazon.
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:21 pm

They just just work. Paying over five bucks for some quadruple blade razor is the greatest prank ever.
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by Auli » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:51 pm

I have two pictures, pixalated except beard when trimmed and... uh, 2 months in hospital, not bothering. Is that considered doxxing myself?
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:53 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:57 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:20 am
I don't have shitty genes
Aren't you bald?
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:35 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:53 pm
Guest wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:57 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:20 am
I don't have shitty genes
Aren't you bald?
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by Guest » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:49 pm

Makes sense. Doing yourself with a straight razor is the appropriate response to early onset baldness.

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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Apr 23, 2019 7:53 pm

I just shave my head with the clippers.I lost my bangs and temples but am balding quite slowly and gracefully so a buzzcut looks fine.
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by mad bum » Wed Apr 24, 2019 7:46 am

*laughs in full head of hair*
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Re: Facial Hair General (No Muslims Please)

Post by Auli » Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:56 am

I used to have AMAZING hair. Reason was because I lost it a lot, so it came back "new". Now I have some bald patches and kinda shit hair because I'm sick all the time and you can see that on the hair... :/
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