Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

I take there are actual spoilers then?

[Kugelfisch]

I take there are actual spoilers then?

Nothing actually verified. I think it needs the Fallout 4 treatment.

[Guest]

Imagine getting angry about being spoiled on fiction. That shit's made in a fucking laboratory.

[Keith Chegwin]

Sure is funny when it happens though

[Liar Revealed]

I take there are actual spoilers then?

Nothing actually verified.

Something people are saying must be true if the various Disney drones are this upset about it.

[Guest]

I take there are actual spoilers then?

Nothing actually verified.

Something people are saying must be true if the various Disney drones are this upset about it.

It's true. Saw them posted on /tv/. Around 4.5 minutes of footage recorded by some sand nigger during a private screening recently. Triggered a fuckton of MCU drones.

[Guest]

Nothing actually verified.

Something people are saying must be true if the various Disney drones are this upset about it.

It's true. Saw them posted on /tv/. Around 4.5 minutes of footage recorded by some sand nigger during a private screening recently. Triggered a fuckton of MCU drones.

There's a talking "Smart Hulk" that's essentially a fusion of Bruce Banner and Hulk.
A ton of time travel hijinks with alternate timeline versions of the cast.
Black Widow dies.
Tony Stark dies.
Thanos dies 3 times; once at the beginning, a 2nd time in a climactic battle, and one final time after being resurrected.
Construction of a new Infinity Gauntlet to house alternate timeline versions of the stones in order to undo the snap.
Captain Marvel is even more of a cunt and gets a dyke haircut.
Thor looks like a hobo.
Everyone who died comes back (except for Widow and Stark), predictably, for one final fanboy-gasm battle of autism against Thanos and his army.
Captain America wields Thor's hammer for some reason.
All of this happens in 3 hours of circle jerking autism.

[Guest]

Captain Marvel is even more of a cunt and gets a dyke haircut.

BAYSED Disney doubling down on their mistakes. Star Wars 9/11 is gonna be a treat.

[Rapeculture]

All of this shit sounds so gloriously autistic that it absolutely has to be true. And a dyke haircut for the ubercunt is the cherry on top.

[Guest]

All of this shit sounds so gloriously autistic that it absolutely has to be true. And a dyke haircut for the ubercunt is the cherry on top.

The dyke haircut is what the current Faptain Marlel has sported since at least 2014.