This is what they mean when a martial artist talks about their body being registered as a lethal weapon. Too bad they're just as dangerous to themselves.AdorableOtter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:15 pmTobe fair, I admit nuchakus can be quite devastating sometimes.
New zealand shooting - anybody has full footage?
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But they make such good hand ventilators, dammit.
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Take out the futuristic cyberpunk part and that's already true. New Zealand's weather is just as miserable as the UK's.AdorableOtter wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:58 pmIIRC, UK somehow ended up increasing knife related crimes as a result of knife ban (you can't even own a fucking NUNCHAKU). Stupid ban hammer almost always backfires. NZ ends up becoming a dystopian futuristic cyberpunk Mudslim country where it's always raining and sun never goes up actually makes sense. Sort of.
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You can't legally buy nunchaku in a lot of states in the USA. There are still a lot of bans on their use as well even for practitioners. Of course, just go ask your average Jamal on the street how many crimes they commit with fucking nunchucks.
Nunchucks are a TOY. A very fun toy made popular by Bruce Lee, but a toy nonetheless. And I should know, because I played with them from about age 10 well into adulthood. They're still fun to pull out and mess with. I can do plenty of shit with them but you know what you can't do with them? Fight. They're a shit weapon. Oh, I know how you're supposed to fight with them IN THEORY, but in reality, the first time you hit something wrong with them, they're gonna go flying who the fuck knows where.
Simple experiment: Get some real nunchucks and start hitting something with them, like a tree. Use all the correct postures, stances etc all that bullshit. Your sticks are still gonna fly all over the fucking place because they are sticks attached with a chain.
Fucking retards banning a shitty wooden flail when Jamal on the street is packing a knife at the very least. And if you ban knives, Jamal will STILL have a knife and you'll be cutting your steak with scissors.
Nunchucks are a TOY. A very fun toy made popular by Bruce Lee, but a toy nonetheless. And I should know, because I played with them from about age 10 well into adulthood. They're still fun to pull out and mess with. I can do plenty of shit with them but you know what you can't do with them? Fight. They're a shit weapon. Oh, I know how you're supposed to fight with them IN THEORY, but in reality, the first time you hit something wrong with them, they're gonna go flying who the fuck knows where.
Simple experiment: Get some real nunchucks and start hitting something with them, like a tree. Use all the correct postures, stances etc all that bullshit. Your sticks are still gonna fly all over the fucking place because they are sticks attached with a chain.
Fucking retards banning a shitty wooden flail when Jamal on the street is packing a knife at the very least. And if you ban knives, Jamal will STILL have a knife and you'll be cutting your steak with scissors.
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It's not about how effective they are. It's that there's no possible other reason to carry them other than doing dumb shit with them. Same reason brass knuckles are completely banned.
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With that logic, you have to ban gaming consoles, especially retro one without any additional function other than gaming (like SNES).
Gaming consoles are utterly useless at productive anything, they are heavy/hard enough you can knock out or even kill someone, and also those damn cables are quite effective for strangling (at least better than nunchaku).
I can totally understand the carry ban, but position ban is quite ridiculous imo because after all
Gaming consoles are utterly useless at productive anything, they are heavy/hard enough you can knock out or even kill someone, and also those damn cables are quite effective for strangling (at least better than nunchaku).
I can totally understand the carry ban, but position ban is quite ridiculous imo because after all
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Hey, I'm not the dipshit that made that law. Very little thought goes into weapon laws and they are often vaguely worded and almost never justified.
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It's the thought that counts. Apparently.
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It was probably a kneejerk moral panic that put the law in place. Some politician or other important person's kid hurt himself with nunchaku, so they must be banned.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2019 1:09 pmHey, I'm not the dipshit that made that law. Very little thought goes into weapon laws and they are often vaguely worded and almost never justified.
The same kind of morons like they have in New Zealand. The Kiwi's idiot PM proves to me why a woman (usually) cannot lead.
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All About That Base is the worst song in history. Fat Girl Anthems are infinitely worse than Girl Power Anthems and Gay Gaga Anthems.AdorableOtter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:39 amWith that logic, you have to ban gaming consoles, especially retro one without any additional function other than gaming (like SNES).
Gaming consoles are utterly useless at productive anything, they are heavy/hard enough you can knock out or even kill someone, and also those damn cables are quite effective for strangling (at least better than nunchaku).
I can totally understand the carry ban, but position ban is quite ridiculous imo because after all
And consoles are for vidya games, dummy. Nunchuckus are for hitting dummies with zero awareness or mobility (it's a fag weapon).
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>all about that bassGuest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2019 9:35 pmAll About That Base is the worst song in history. Fat Girl Anthems are infinitely worse than Girl Power Anthems and Gay Gaga Anthems.
>song has fuckall bass
It's pretty shit but that "Big girls you are beautiful" song is a very, very close runner up. Can faggots, as in actual cock suckers, please fucking stop telling fat cunts that they are awesome? If they are so beautiful and awesome, why don't you fuck them then?
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