I met him, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no humility, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of filmmaking or reviewing, of good writing or video quality, sexual normalcy or deviancy. I met this... thirty six-year-old man child with this fat, pale, dopey face, and... the black hungriest eyes - the cock hungriest eyes. I spent eight years trying to watch him, and then another seven trying to keep him off the internet, because I realized that what was living behind that cock slut's eyes was purely and simply... autism.
I met him, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no humility, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of filmmaking or reviewing, of good writing or video quality, sexual normalcy or deviancy. I met this... thirty six-year-old man child with this fat, pale, dopey face, and... the black hungriest eyes - the cock hungriest eyes. I spent eight years trying to watch him, and then another seven trying to keep him off the internet, because I realized that what was living behind that cock slut's eyes was purely and simply... autism.
Bravo, motherfucker.
I’m the resident hororr geek, I couldn’t not pay tribute to the legendary Sam Loomis.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to hunt for a nasty cockslut.
I met him, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no humility, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of filmmaking or reviewing, of good writing or video quality, sexual normalcy or deviancy. I met this... thirty six-year-old man child with this fat, pale, dopey face, and... the black hungriest eyes - the cock hungriest eyes. I spent eight years trying to watch him, and then another seven trying to keep him off the internet, because I realized that what was living behind that cock slut's eyes was purely and simply... autism.
Now this is something that people would rate highly on rotten tomatoes. Bravo.
This week, they guy that jerks it to the Green M&M pretends to be horrified by female California Raisins. Also, he pronounces "procreate" weird (he puts the emphasis on the wrong syllable).
This week, they guy that jerks it to the Green M&M pretends to be horrified by female California Raisins. Also, he pronounces "procreate" weird (he puts the emphasis on the wrong syllable).
You'd think he'd be able to get a better artist than some shlub on deviantart. (Ditto for Brad and his "best of high school" title art).
Linky's production levels always look like he just started out doing this five months ago.
This week, they guy that jerks it to the Green M&M pretends to be horrified by female California Raisins. Also, he pronounces "procreate" weird (he puts the emphasis on the wrong syllable).
You'd think he'd be able to get a better artist than some shlub on deviantart. (Ditto for Brad and his "best of high school" title art).
Linky's production levels always look like he just started out doing this five months ago.
Pretty sure the guy draws Linky's art for free, so it makes sense that he'd just be run of the mill in terms of skills. If you want quality, you gotta pay for it.
This week, they guy that jerks it to the Green M&M pretends to be horrified by female California Raisins. Also, he pronounces "procreate" weird (he puts the emphasis on the wrong syllable).
I'm sure he'll blame his "accent" like he always does.
That's funny considering he probably faps to his Madea grandma character. Pretty sure california raisins aren't that much of a step down from that.
Also aren't the california raisins portrayed as black? Doesn't this mean Linky's being racist? Could it also be he's saying he doesn't find his whale attractive?-
