April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I figured she only sticks with him because he's got a house and once that's gone, she's gone
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She wouldn't be able to keep a normal guy. Sell your creepy fucking dolls. Stop stinking up the place with your shitty knock off perfume. Stop playing your all nude, demon raping modded Skyrim. Get a full time job in an office.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
No, folding shirts is the right job for her. She'd fuck up anything more challenging.
She's been there for years and they haven't made her supervisor or even increased her hours. She must be totally fucking useless, even at a menial job.
She's been there for years and they haven't made her supervisor or even increased her hours. She must be totally fucking useless, even at a menial job.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
My guess is that maybe her father is just as useless as Spoony - jobless, maybe living on a disability, lazy etc.RedLine wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 1:10 amI'm surprised April's father hasn't counseled her to leave Spoony. She seems to have a decent relationship with her dad and I think she'd respect his opinion instead of rebelling.
Even if Spoony has some sort of okay-ish inheritance/trust fund source (which may not even be the case), there aren't many happy ending scenarios for April if she stays around.
She's a nonobese woman under 40, so I think she can get a better meal ticket boyfriend than what she's got, but that window is closing fast.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Without the danger hair, goofy hairstyles, and clown clothes she's borderline cute in a middle-aged kind of way. That's about the best I can do, compliments wise.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I'm pretty much in agreement. She also doesn't seem to Trump-post on Twitter despite being a danger hair in 2019 and having to deal with all of Spoony's ramblings.
Yes, the creepy doll / Iron Bull stuff is very bizarre and her earnings potential is nearly $0, but I think she could be mostly normal if she left the Spoony-verse.
This is a possibility. Still, many years ago April was savvy enough to tape her tits together and go bag herself a socially-awkward internet celebrity making over $5K a month. That plan has obviously fallen apart and now she needs to take the city bus to her two minimum wage jobs just to keep things afloat. You would think she would be dangling her hooks out for an upgrade (and maybe she is). "Free" houses are nice, but lots of people have houses. It isn't like Brad from MKE lives in a gutter.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Brad from MKE could live in his mother's basement for all we know.
And April only looks tolerable with her glasses ON. Without them, she looks like a lizard-person.
And April only looks tolerable with her glasses ON. Without them, she looks like a lizard-person.
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