Smash Containment Thread

[da PAC Nigguh]

Evo is pozz central. Enjoy your Core Values, faggots.

[Kugelfisch]

Even I don't know what that means. General FGC faggotry?

[Pope Corky III]

Good riddance to Melee. I don't know how anyone put up with it for all these years. 4 to 8 viable characters (depending on how you look at it) and only a handful of people worth a damn winning every tournament.

They thought the same 5 or 6 faggots on top meant it was the toxic masculinity 1488 of Smash.

[mad bum]

Even I don't know what that means. General FGC faggotry?

Basically FGC is losing it's balls and should get more thuggery.

[Kugelfisch]

Ah so just the usual e-sports cancer eating away at the FGC.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Now I'm picturing fighting games with perks 'n' shit. And DOTA arenas.

[Auli]

Does Nintendo update Smash and balance the game`?

[Kugelfisch]

Does Nintendo update Smash and balance the game`?

So far there was one balance patch. They even finally went and post detailed patch notes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm glad they're so many decades behind the patch note trends. I have a lot of Steam games where I get updates with no way of finding out wtf they're actually doing, outside of hoping that the developers have made a blog or forum entry.

[Guest]

Nintendo should push a patch that makes every Switch burst into flames.