Pretty much, most these days smarten up only in their thirties, once the phone stops ringing and the dick carousel shuts to a halt, but then it's usually already too late, after dick count gets to double digits, unless she undergoes extensive therapy, she's basically unmarriageable.AngrySpoonySnob wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 2:45 pmSince when is that exclusive to that age range? Most women never learn.
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I have this old school friend on FaceBook. She has been able to lead a very charmed single life and still looks really good for her age. But her dating stories have started to become kind of sad. She's admitted that she's been reduced to using Tinder, with predictable results. She seems to have a good sense of humor about it but I wonder. The quality of guys she can attract is just going to get shittier and shittier as time goes on and I don't know if she's aware of that. It's one of those things that I want to say something about, but just can't.casual pleb wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:32 pmPretty much, most these days smarten up only in their thirties, once the phone stops ringing and the dick carousel shuts to a halt, but then it's usually already too late, after dick count gets to double digits, unless she undergoes extensive therapy, she's basically unmarriageable.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:04 pmIt's one of those things that I want to say something about, but just can't.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Fuck that. It's too late for her. Might as well pump and dump her for kicks.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:11 amI think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:04 pmIt's one of those things that I want to say something about, but just can't.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I had an angry domineering but responsible father so early on I liked guys who were mild-mannered and kind to me, but unfortunately kind of useless otherwise. My dad didn't want my to marry my husband, and having to admit he was kind of a scumbag after all was pretty fucking humbling.
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Daddy issues ain't exactly breaking stereotypes, but at least you didn't get back at him by marrying an abusive cheater or doing porn.BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:42 amI had an angry domineering but responsible father so early on I liked guys who were mild-mannered and kind to me, but unfortunately kind of useless otherwise. My dad didn't want my to marry my husband, and having to admit he was kind of a scumbag after all was pretty fucking humbling.
Anyway, ending arranged marriages was a mistake.
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No it wasn't. Arranged marriages mean that guys like MovieBob end up having children, instead of being the evolutionary dead ends that they areGuest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:00 amAnyway, ending arranged marriages was a mistake.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She is A) still way out of my league B) a New Yorker like NChick that looks down on her home town as hicksville C) someone I knew since kindergarten and it would be weird.CIANIgger wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:41 amFuck that. It's too late for her. Might as well pump and dump her for kicks.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:11 amI think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.
I don't know what I could say that wouldn't make her upset. I agree that when you're in your early 40s it's kind of "too late" and you really have to settle. I heard that she once dated some Euro royal in her prime and I think it would be difficult for someone like that to settle down with some schlub.
Those stories usually don't end well.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I'll complete the picture for you: I was actually a stripper for a while. One day I was working, my dad walked in and I had to duck out the back while another dancer distracted him. This is why I drink.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:00 amDaddy issues ain't exactly breaking stereotypes, but at least you didn't get back at him by marrying an abusive cheater or doing porn.
Anyway, ending arranged marriages was a mistake.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Nice...BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:13 amI was actually a stripper for a while. One day I was working, my dad walked in
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