April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[casual pleb]

But she is proving my theory than women aged 18-21 are fucking retarded when it comes to choosing partners and will fuck anything older than them, even a degenerate druggy.

Since when is that exclusive to that age range? Most women never learn.

Pretty much, most these days smarten up only in their thirties, once the phone stops ringing and the dick carousel shuts to a halt, but then it's usually already too late, after dick count gets to double digits, unless she undergoes extensive therapy, she's basically unmarriageable.

[Liar Revealed]

Pretty much, most these days smarten up only in their thirties, once the phone stops ringing and the dick carousel shuts to a halt, but then it's usually already too late, after dick count gets to double digits, unless she undergoes extensive therapy, she's basically unmarriageable.

I have this old school friend on FaceBook. She has been able to lead a very charmed single life and still looks really good for her age. But her dating stories have started to become kind of sad. She's admitted that she's been reduced to using Tinder, with predictable results. She seems to have a good sense of humor about it but I wonder. The quality of guys she can attract is just going to get shittier and shittier as time goes on and I don't know if she's aware of that. It's one of those things that I want to say something about, but just can't.

[Keith Chegwin]

It's one of those things that I want to say something about, but just can't.

I think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.

[MegaNigger]

It's one of those things that I want to say something about, but just can't.

I think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.

Fuck that. It's too late for her. Might as well pump and dump her for kicks.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

But she is proving my theory than women aged 18-21 are fucking retarded when it comes to choosing partners and will fuck anything older than them, even a degenerate druggy.

I had an angry domineering but responsible father so early on I liked guys who were mild-mannered and kind to me, but unfortunately kind of useless otherwise. My dad didn't want my to marry my husband, and having to admit he was kind of a scumbag after all was pretty fucking humbling.

[Guest]

But she is proving my theory than women aged 18-21 are fucking retarded when it comes to choosing partners and will fuck anything older than them, even a degenerate druggy.

I had an angry domineering but responsible father so early on I liked guys who were mild-mannered and kind to me, but unfortunately kind of useless otherwise. My dad didn't want my to marry my husband, and having to admit he was kind of a scumbag after all was pretty fucking humbling.

Daddy issues ain't exactly breaking stereotypes, but at least you didn't get back at him by marrying an abusive cheater or doing porn.

Anyway, ending arranged marriages was a mistake.

[Keith Chegwin]

Anyway, ending arranged marriages was a mistake.

No it wasn't. Arranged marriages mean that guys like MovieBob end up having children, instead of being the evolutionary dead ends that they are

[Liar Revealed]

I think maybe you should. Especially since you've described her as looking good for her age.

Fuck that. It's too late for her. Might as well pump and dump her for kicks.

She is A) still way out of my league B) a New Yorker like NChick that looks down on her home town as hicksville C) someone I knew since kindergarten and it would be weird.
I don't know what I could say that wouldn't make her upset. I agree that when you're in your early 40s it's kind of "too late" and you really have to settle. I heard that she once dated some Euro royal in her prime and I think it would be difficult for someone like that to settle down with some schlub.

My dad didn't want my to marry my husband

Those stories usually don't end well.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Daddy issues ain't exactly breaking stereotypes, but at least you didn't get back at him by marrying an abusive cheater or doing porn.

Anyway, ending arranged marriages was a mistake.

I'll complete the picture for you: I was actually a stripper for a while. One day I was working, my dad walked in and I had to duck out the back while another dancer distracted him. This is why I drink.

[RedLine]

I was actually a stripper for a while. One day I was working, my dad walked in

Nice...