Fake News General

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I still haven’t bothered seeing TLJ and googled images of Rose Tico. Every single one is her looking like a fucking idiot with her fat head and dumb hair.

That hair looks so stupid that I'd accuse Disney of some form of harassment if I were in her shoes.

[Tony Schiavone]

I've lost count of how many times I've laughed at TLJ. Luke milking a fat alien's tits, Leia doing her Mary Poppins bit, Snoke's hilarious demise, Rose's out-of-nowhere kiss with Finn while all their comrades are being blown up in the background, the toy commercial at the end, etc. I just keep finding something new to laugh about everytime I think of it.

Next to the Dark Knight Rises, it's one of the greatest Unintentional Comedies of this century.

[Guest]

I decided to finally end my business with Wokeflix so I’ll have less options at the end of the month. One thing I’ll miss is that the UI is a lot better than other streaming services.

>using any streaming service ever

[Guest]

Faker News will never be this fake for the rest of the year.

Who's the babe?

[RAPEMAN]

Generic anti-freedom, communist spic.

[Bobito]

I wish burgers could just nuke that shithole, in any other case the result is more commies spreading to more countries, tired of venezoniggers that didnt have any problem electing chavez in the 90 and how they were "enjoying" those oil dollars, and now they are the victims of not real socialism, fuck them.

[rabidtictac]

Just remember that it's not real communism.

[RAPEMAN]

Socialism is great until you run out of other people money. In this case it was oil buyers who paid for all their free shit.

[Old Black Man]

Socialism is great until you run out of other people money. In this case it was oil buyers who paid for all their free shit.

Wait, so you're saying that a society where we all live off of Patreonbux and mooch off the system won't work? Mind blown.

[Kugelfisch]

I decided to finally end my business with Wokeflix so I’ll have less options at the end of the month. One thing I’ll miss is that the UI is a lot better than other streaming services.

You won't miss it. Only reason for Netflix to exist is to fund Trailer Park Boys. Everything else is shit. They don't even have any good westerns or cool old movies. Totally worthless service. I've mooched off a friend's account and still felt ripped off.

Better things to do:
>get an aquarium
>read more books
>get into roguelikes
>explore food and cooking you never had
>restore something on your house
>join #plant gang
>catch up on your backlog
>go to a bar with your boys

You can go on and on. Hundreds of better things to do than to watch shitty propaganda that's only aiming to tell you to get fucked and enjoy them destroying beloved franchises.