EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:22 pm

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Not enough. You'd have to nuke London entirely.
I would support this if I didn't live there
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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by Singh'sSpot » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:10 pm

About the whole EU army thing, I mean why? Who's gonna command it? What language are the commands gonna be in? Whats the official weapon of this EU army?

Who in their right mind would serve in this EU army?There's a story out how the Bundeswehr wants to fill it's ranks with non German citizens ie. refugees from the Middle East and Africa. These non citizens would rather sit on their asses, drinking away and collect welfare rather than serve in the military.

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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:09 pm

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About the whole EU army thing, I mean why? Who's gonna command it? What language are the commands gonna be in? Whats the official weapon of this EU army?
You've hit on the entire EU problem here. It's often stated that the EU leadership in the European Commission basically want to create a United States of Europe. Problem is that Europe is not in any way like the United States. They speak different languages, they have different cultures, they have different histories and they have different religious beliefs. You can't unify people like that. The only reason the United States works, and it just barely works, is because these people speak the same language, share the same history and are committed to a common culture.
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Who in their right mind would serve in this EU army?
Probably no one by choice, but the member states would probably make it so that their regular forces are forced to serve in the EU army under penalty of imprisonment or worse if they defy these orders.
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There's a story out how the Bundeswehr wants to fill it's ranks with non German citizens ie. refugees from the Middle East and Africa. These non citizens would rather sit on their asses, drinking away and collect welfare rather than serve in the military.
If true, it's another one of their self-destructive politically correct ideas. People are giving Trump shit because he's kicking out the illegal immigrants in the US Army, but if they stopped screeching for a second they'd probably realise he's right to do so. What if the United States declared war on Mexico, or another Latin American country? Are these people going to fight their own countrymen, their families, just so they can get US citizenship? Fuck no.

With Middle Eastern and African refugees the danger is more immediate because most conflict these days is taking place in Africa or the Middle East which is exactly why these people have fled to Europe in the first place. They're not going to go back there and fight their own people when, with proper training and armament they could just as easily turn terrorist and start shooting up the Europeans instead. You know, pretty much like they've been doing for the last twenty years.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:04 pm

>implying they would have to fight their own people
>implying Krautland would ever actually want to actively participate in any kind of war
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Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:33 pm

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The law was passed in 2017 but it wasn't implemented because people who actually know about technology and the internet told the politicians it wasn't feasible. It still isn't. If you wanted to prevent children from seeing pornography, which is their pretended concern, you'd would have to block not only specific porn sites but pretty much any site where pornography could be shared. So Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, any imageboard, here. Pretty much any site with user generated kahntent.
And then you have fags like tumblr giving into their zero tolerance for porn. Tumblr lost a lot of users with that decision
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:53 pm

Tumblr was dead anyway, so the no porn rule was really just their last gasp
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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by Singh'sSpot » Sat Jan 12, 2019 11:21 am

They're not going to go back there and fight their own people when, with proper training and armament they could just as easily turn terrorist and start shooting up the Europeans instead. You know, pretty much like they've been doing for the last twenty years.
Like in Afghanistan where you have members of the Taliban infiltrated the Afghan Army or sympathizers with the Taliban shoot U.S. servicemen the moment they turned their backs, worse is that the high ranking brass didn't do anything to curb this shit, probably for PR reasons.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:32 pm

Real story: There was like a week-long almost-discussion during the beginning of the refugee wave about handing out guns to the blokes and letting them "take back their country".
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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:44 am

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I think I have came up with a solution to the EU refugee crisis: Enjoyment camps.
A wonderful idea. People should and deserve to get to know Germany from it's best side and an enjoyment camp sounds just like the thing for it. Loving all your propositions.
Are you sure you're not German at heart? :lol:
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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:20 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Are you sure you're not German at heart? :lol:
Merkel and her globalist worms have made a good job bringing out a German inside everyone living in an EU member state, that's for sure. I'm all ready to deal with this filth whenever our government gives the green light to do so.
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