Babylon 5 was pitched to Paramount before they created Deep Space Nine, though.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:06 pmBabylon 5 is like the porn knock-off of Deep Space Nine. What a fugly piece of shit. Only good thing to come out of it was Claudia Christian doing Playboy.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:00 pmThey just want to insert soap opera drama wherever they can.Wait till you've seen Babylon 5.Singh'sSpot wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:22 pmJust started re-watching the 2003 Battlestar Galactica miniseries, awesome show as always, sure the cg is a bit dated but the story and characters make up for that.
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Shut the fuck up with your facts, faggot. Babylon 5 is a ripoff off DS9 and is also suck and gay, nobody cares what actually happened.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:03 amBabylon 5 was pitched to Paramount before they created Deep Space Nine, though.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:06 pmBabylon 5 is like the porn knock-off of Deep Space Nine. What a fugly piece of shit. Only good thing to come out of it was Claudia Christian doing Playboy.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:00 pmThey just want to insert soap opera drama wherever they can.
Wait till you've seen Babylon 5.
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First 4 episodes of Snowfall were pretty good but I think that show is too black for you natzees.
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Das Boot 2018 Episode 3
I decided to check with a stopwatch how big part the silly resistance plot takes. In this episode there was 27 minutes of resistance in 57 min running time. Most of the time spent on the boat the crew argue over stupid petty shit like well-trained professionals usually do, oh and now they talk about "jew pigs". The episode ends with a scene in which a german soldier rapes a female bartender on a table in a bar full of drunken German soldiers who all cheer at the scene and shout: "Fick! Fick! Fick!". That was the real Wehrmacht! Full of maniac rapists. Unrelated fun fact about the history:
Episode 4
23 min of resistance
31 min of the boat
Just when I expected to see some gay romance subplot on the boat next, it truns out the both female leads, one crew member's sister and the stonk resistance leader, are lesbians and completely out of the blue they suddenly end up to kissing and having sex. Yes! This is excatly what I expect from Das Boot remake/sequel/whatever.
Episode 5
24 min of resistance
30 min of the boat
Now there's some stupid pointless mutiny on the ship as the goody good righteous Hero lieutenant wants to take the ship back home (as their orders were at the point), but completely insane warmonger captain-lieutenant wants to launch a full-blown suicide attack because, well, reasons I guess.
That's it. No more (((Das ZOG-Boot))) The Pozzed Edition, this series is dead to me. I really watched these episodes 3-5 just out of morbid curiosity, now I'll try to forget I ever watched this crap.
I decided to check with a stopwatch how big part the silly resistance plot takes. In this episode there was 27 minutes of resistance in 57 min running time. Most of the time spent on the boat the crew argue over stupid petty shit like well-trained professionals usually do, oh and now they talk about "jew pigs". The episode ends with a scene in which a german soldier rapes a female bartender on a table in a bar full of drunken German soldiers who all cheer at the scene and shout: "Fick! Fick! Fick!". That was the real Wehrmacht! Full of maniac rapists. Unrelated fun fact about the history:
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Polish who were occupied by both the Nazis and the Soviets generally hated more the Soviet occupation. Unfortunately I don't remember the author's name, but one Polish author said it well: Being occupied by the Nazis was tough, they did execute some people, but they kept strict order during that time and it felt like being occupied by an army, whereas being occupied by the Soviets felt like being occupied by a gang of hoodlums, they were drunk and arbitrarily robbed, raped and killed people. The way Das Boot 2018 portrays Wehrmacht is actually closer to how the red army acted.
23 min of resistance
31 min of the boat
Just when I expected to see some gay romance subplot on the boat next, it truns out the both female leads, one crew member's sister and the stonk resistance leader, are lesbians and completely out of the blue they suddenly end up to kissing and having sex. Yes! This is excatly what I expect from Das Boot remake/sequel/whatever.
Episode 5
24 min of resistance
30 min of the boat
Now there's some stupid pointless mutiny on the ship as the goody good righteous Hero lieutenant wants to take the ship back home (as their orders were at the point), but completely insane warmonger captain-lieutenant wants to launch a full-blown suicide attack because, well, reasons I guess.
That's it. No more (((Das ZOG-Boot))) The Pozzed Edition, this series is dead to me. I really watched these episodes 3-5 just out of morbid curiosity, now I'll try to forget I ever watched this crap.
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Doesn't change a thing. Ugly, low-budget soap opera with mildly attractive females. It should be shown as a triple feature with Andromeda and Earth: Final Conflict.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:03 amBabylon 5 was pitched to Paramount before they created Deep Space Nine, though.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:06 pmBabylon 5 is like the porn knock-off of Deep Space Nine. What a fugly piece of shit. Only good thing to come out of it was Claudia Christian doing Playboy.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:00 pmThey just want to insert soap opera drama wherever they can.
Wait till you've seen Babylon 5.
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Kosh was a pretty cool costume, though.
Could still happen if the later episodes have them faff around in the Mediterranean Sea. Bonus points if it includes oh-so subtle nudges towards the refugee boat tourism.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:43 pmYou can tell it's not made by BBC: not enough noble Muslims.
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While waiting in a public place I wound up watching an episode of the show Blackish. The plot? Who can and can’t say the word nigger. Why do black comedians always surrounded themselves with the most simpering nebbishes of excuses for white people? Is it because they know someone like a blue collar roughneck wouldn’t take their lame shit lying down?
Seriously, give the writing team an entire platform to virtue signal and they still can’t get to the point. Morale of the story? Some people think it’s okay for certain people to say the word, while others don’t. Apparently the white man (haven’t heard that term in a while) doesn’t want anyone to say it just because they can’t.
TL;DR Fuck niggers they are the dumbest backwards ass sub humans on the planet.
Seriously, give the writing team an entire platform to virtue signal and they still can’t get to the point. Morale of the story? Some people think it’s okay for certain people to say the word, while others don’t. Apparently the white man (haven’t heard that term in a while) doesn’t want anyone to say it just because they can’t.
TL;DR Fuck niggers they are the dumbest backwards ass sub humans on the planet.
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Black-ish if kind of funny when the old man is laying down his non-PC musings, but then it tries to be serious with issues like cop shootings. And of course they don't have the balls to have the lead say, "Don't fight the cops and they won't shoot you". Instead it's a bunch of hand-wringing written by do gooding white people that never gets to the core of anything. South Park philosophy.
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Starting LOST's final season. One thing that I find hilarious is that the show acknowledges that about 80% of what's happened is bullshit that happened purely because all the characters are running around like headless chickens.
Listen to this: a freighter comes to the Island to kill Ben. Ben uses MacGuffin to move the Island. This fucks up the Island. To get the Island un-fucked, Ben scrambles to get all the survivors back to the Island.
Now it turns out that this entire sequence of events which lasts for TWO ENTIRE SEASONS only happened because Ben and Alan Dale(playing Alan Dale as usual) are fighting for control over the Island.
But the catch is that neither of them have any fucking clue what the Island actually is about or why any of them are there.
So now, FIVE SEASONS INTO THIS SHOW, they finally decide to go visit the boss and actually find out wtf they're even supposed to be doing. Because literally everything up until this point has been various Others pretending they know shit and throwing smoke and mirrors into the main characters' faces so they can look good, thus creating a massive clusterfuck. The crash was an accident, the Others were dickheads because they're led by a jealous ass, who then convinces the survivors to help him fight against another jealous ass. All the mythology up to this point is thus either DHARMA shit from the 70s(which, now that I think about it, would've made for a better show tbh) or the Others making shit up and using the survivors as pawns, who then use other survivors as their pawns and it just keeps going round and round in circles.
Listen to this: a freighter comes to the Island to kill Ben. Ben uses MacGuffin to move the Island. This fucks up the Island. To get the Island un-fucked, Ben scrambles to get all the survivors back to the Island.
Now it turns out that this entire sequence of events which lasts for TWO ENTIRE SEASONS only happened because Ben and Alan Dale(playing Alan Dale as usual) are fighting for control over the Island.
But the catch is that neither of them have any fucking clue what the Island actually is about or why any of them are there.
So now, FIVE SEASONS INTO THIS SHOW, they finally decide to go visit the boss and actually find out wtf they're even supposed to be doing. Because literally everything up until this point has been various Others pretending they know shit and throwing smoke and mirrors into the main characters' faces so they can look good, thus creating a massive clusterfuck. The crash was an accident, the Others were dickheads because they're led by a jealous ass, who then convinces the survivors to help him fight against another jealous ass. All the mythology up to this point is thus either DHARMA shit from the 70s(which, now that I think about it, would've made for a better show tbh) or the Others making shit up and using the survivors as pawns, who then use other survivors as their pawns and it just keeps going round and round in circles.
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