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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:58 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:57 pm
Plot twist: Spoony is going through delirium tremens and it's not a window he's looking, it's a mirror.
>implying Spoony would ever stop drinking
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Auli » Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:36 pm

I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by GitGud » Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:44 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:33 am
GG you are truly the master of deviant sex scenarios starring INs.

Btw why don’t you send Sporky a pic of your axe and tell him it’s what a real man uses.
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That is only a modified Frontier Hawk from ColdSteel.

This is maaa baby...
ImageHand made Seax Viking short sword/The multitool of the viking age
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
-Auli

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by GitGud » Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:46 pm

Auli wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:36 pm
I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
Hey, you are using the drugs Boss could use. It would make him better or could kill him....that would make him better too.
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
-Auli

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by casual pleb » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:01 pm

Is he meme'ing or does he literally have Anatidaephobia?
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 13, 2018 8:44 pm

Well, he basically has every other disease known to man, so why not?
GitGud wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:44 pm
This is maaa baby...
ImageHand made Seax Viking short sword/The multitool of the viking age
>Even less of a crossguard than a weeabo sword
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:19 pm

GitGud wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:44 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:33 am
GG you are truly the master of deviant sex scenarios starring INs.

Btw why don’t you send Sporky a pic of your axe and tell him it’s what a real man uses.
Image
That is only a modified Frontier Hawk from ColdSteel.

This is maaa baby...
ImageHand made Seax Viking short sword/The multitool of the viking age
You unenlightened fool. Neither of your weapons can possibly match the Boss's maglite-jutsu or Cuckson's orange belt karate. A TRUE warrior can turn anything into a deadly weapon, or nothing at all. Cuckson isn't even allowed on a plane anymore because his entire body is a weapon, hence his inability to travel down from Cucknadia to personally nurse the Boss back to health.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by GitGud » Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:30 pm

Well, the Seax was not primary a sword, it had mor the role of an Machete. Most earlyer versions in old ages didn´t even had crossguards in the first place. You could use a Seax/Axe Weaponcombination in battle very well if the enemy had shields. The beard on the Ax could be used to catch an enemys shield on the rim to pull it down and out of the way, so you have a free swing with yout shot sword or Seax.. Same for Seax/Shield combo. You got close to your enemy and uses the shield to push the enemys shield to the side, while you reached out with your Blade to stab him in the exposed side. But i must admid that a wood grip on an fighting Seax is a bad idea. mor optimal is leather, flesh side outside. If you have to have wet sweaty hands the get more grip on leather than pure wood.

And i would like to get a battle including Spoony and our BossNigger. It would be fun. Damn, i hope i can build my own Shield this winter.....

But that is my other hobby beside shitposting on DHI
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:22 pm

Axe & Seax sounds a bit risky, but I can see the shield working. Really, shields are always good if your weapon gives you a "Dafuq do I parry shit with this without getting my fingers cut off?" vibe.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:55 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:22 pm
Axe & Seax sounds a bit risky, but I can see the shield working. Really, shields are always good if your weapon gives you a "Dafuq do I parry shit with this without getting my fingers cut off?" vibe.
Shield+Shield Rod, that’s how I went through Symphony of the Night recently. Amazing combo. :lol:

Those are badass GG, from my experience ColdSteel makes some good products. I’m looking for throwing hatchets right now in an attempt to learn party tricks, got any recommendations?
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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