EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 05, 2018 4:45 pm

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I guess we kinda stepped our game up when we decided to pretend to work on a EU membership status for Turkey while never actually planning on doing it. But then the refugee shitstorm made us their bitch.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:08 pm

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 06, 2018 6:53 pm

Guido was /ourhomo/.

You can't just come here in any sort of professional capacity without getting a bit völkisch. I bet even Glorious Nippon knows thi...

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Post by Poonoo » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:13 am

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Post by veris leta facies » Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:18 pm

I think I have came up with a solution to the EU refugee crisis: Enjoyment camps. First we must send everybody who ever came in Europe as a refugee to these camps. We don't want to be inhumane and separate families, so all their children born in Europe and their possible European spouses should also be sent to the camps. All their possessions and assets should be confiscated to cover the maintaining expenses of the camps. All inhabitants of enjoyment camps are free to leave at any time they want, they just have to leave to a country outside of Europe. Their home country, their parents home country, or country of their own choosing which agrees to take them in. They have to pay the travel expenses themselves of course. Unfortunately capital punishment should be sanctioned for a temporary time. Big changes like these in society could lead to delicate time so people refusing to go, acting like a nigger in the camps, or attempts to escape should be punishable by execution.

As we know, work is the key to freedom and enjoyment so inhabitants should be working in the camps all day, produce road signs etc. Africans can be sometimes a bit lazy so they should be motivated to work. Failing to work all day should be punished by execution, that would be enough to motivate them. We don't want those camps to be too enjoyable however, so living barracks shouldn't have any heating during the winter, there shouldn't be any healthcare and there's no need to have food every day. 2-3 meals a week would be proper. Food should be made from the remains of slaughterhouses, pig heads etc. If it's not good enough for our ex-honorary citizens, they don't have to eat it.

We also have to be prepared for bad outcomes, so crematories should be built right next to the camps. Crematories are wrongly viewed as some symbols of evil, cremating is really the most civilized way to dispose bodies. Think about Rwanda, how they left all those bodies just lie there on ground, that shit spread diseases, that's uncivilized. Guards in the camps should only use their own language when giving orders. If the inhabitants face troubles understanding the orders, it should lead to physical punishment, they'll eventually get it. Like if you go in Légion étrangère without knowing French, you'll learn it in hard way. It's an effective way to learn new things and learning experiences can be enjoying.

Enjoyment camps would be a great and efficient way to solve these crisis. I'm also thinking the best for refugees here, they can enjoy all that multicultural enrichment there and who knows what kind of adventures the camps will lead them to. Enjoyment camps should be viewed as a new opportunity!
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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:31 pm

Personally, I would call them "Super Happy Fun Centers". Putting people in camps still has a negative ring to it.
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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:32 pm

Since the refugees are mostly Africans we won't need to build any swimming pools.

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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:53 pm

Guest wrote:
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Since the refugees are mostly Africans we won't need to build any swimming pools.
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Post by JL Unlimited » Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:04 pm

Guest wrote:
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Since the refugees are mostly Africans we won't need to build any swimming pools.
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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

Post by mad bum » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:39 am

Besides you wouldn't want to be environmentally unfriendly with that oil spill.
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