Nintentard's thread

[Kugelfisch]

Makes one think why they didn't just give everyone the 60Hz versions of the games when it's really just the default fucking emulator. I thought it was just based on it. So you're really buying a Pi mini computer with an inferior emulator on shit settings that's upmarked like crazy for a custom plastic case.
Well done, Sony.

[Guest]

Are AssBerry pis even good enough for ps1 games?

[Kugelfisch]

Are AssBerry pis even good enough for ps1 games?

Yeah, easily. All PS games I've tried ran flawlessly. It's the console of that whole era it has the least problems with by far.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Makes one think why they didn't just give everyone the 60Hz versions of the games when it's really just the default fucking emulator. I thought it was just based on it. So you're really buying a Pi mini computer with an inferior emulator on shit settings that's upmarked like crazy for a custom plastic case.
Well done, Sony.

I hope the emulator stretches the screen by default and applies a shitty bilinear filter, both of which you can't turn off without modding. That would make this perfect.

[Angelfire Memes]

Lol, did they really just use an open source emulator on a Pi? The box probably cost more to make than this shitheap.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I doubt Sony had anything to do with the hardware or software in this thing. They probably just paid some Ching Chong Wing Dong manufacturer in China who, after getting the contract, just grabbed the first emu they could find and downloaded some random ISOs from Monova and called it a day.

[Kugelfisch]

Lol, did they really just use an open source emulator on a Pi? The box probably cost more to make than this shitheap.

Seems to be the way, yeah. Just about the only thing they made was a custom game selection menue screen.

[Pope Corky III]

So I was lurking foxdickfarms Blob thread (y'all are slacking, what can I say), and the conversation turned to the Gamecube where I hear one of the most exceptional and retarded takes I've ever heard. The idea that third party developers avoided the Gamecube because of Nintendo's "family friendly image" going onto say that the Gamecube itself looked like a child's toy.

Is this the same Nintendo whom approved and released Killer7, Eternal Darkness, Metal Gear Solid and Resident fucking Evil 4 for that very same fucking system (and RE4 was a GC exclusive for a while)? The Gamecube had problems, some of which were, yes, caused by Nintendo's stubborness, but whatever uniform kid friendly image Nintendo had flew out the window when Conker's Bad Fur Day came out.

Speaking of Fur Day, that should be the day where Melania finally follows up on her clean up the internet campaign and throws Null and the rest of those foxdicklickers in the death camps where they belong.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Yeah it's a shitty meme from the SNES days when Mortal Kombat was released without blood.

The Xbox remake of Conker was even censored from what the original N64 had, despite Xbox being the supposed grown-up dudebro console.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The meme is even shittier considering all the following SNES MKs had all the blood you could possibly ask for (at leas to my knowledge).