DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:00 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
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Phil is boring as fuck lately but this gave me a good chuckle tbqh fam (family).
Prepare and cook food (skip this part as DSP only eats microwaveable meals)
Shave (takes like 5 minutes at most)
Shower (10 minutes)
Eat food (10 minutes)
Talk to parents (1 minute, consists of him saying how are you, give me money and bye)

Wow dude that was so hard

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:42 pm

Take all the time you need Dave. Your gout comes first :3
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:10 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:00 pm
Prepare and cook food (skip this part as DSP only eats microwaveable meals)
Shave (takes like 5 minutes at most)
Shower (10 minutes)
Eat food (10 minutes)
Talk to parents (1 minute, consists of him saying how are you, give me money and bye)

Wow dude that was so hard
Prepare food as you said.
While it's in the microwave, call parents. Hangs up when meal is ready.
Gobble down food. All this takes place in ten minutes.
Skip shower because why the fuck would you have to shower for a stream when you've already been streaming just now?
Shave as you said. (5 minutes)
Fuck around for 1h 45m playing some mobile gaem.

I'd also like to point out his fucklong pre-streams that he can straight up erase from his schedule. There, an easy two hour time save every day.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:56 am

Doood, don't you get it? He's using the Boogie counter, where every hour not spend sleeping counts as work. That way, you can pretend you've been working 90 hours per week without doing anything resembling actual work. Why would you want to be efficient in your life and get shit done? Stooopid if you ask me. Real pro's get stuck on mundane, daily things that take them hours instead of minutes.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:47 am

I remember DSP saying it takes him like an hour or something to make a fucking tv dinner.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:19 am

DSP has a habit of listing out mundane everyday shit in minute detail so it sounds like he's busting his ass. First I have to get up, then I have to get out of bed and MAKE the bed for tonight. Then I have to make breakfast because Khet is out, dood! So I have to reach up to the shelf, pick up the cereal box, pour the cereal into my bowl, fold away the cereal bag inside the box, then shut the cereal box. Those boxes are really fiddly, dood! With the STOOPID fuckin flap you have to tuck under that slot... anyway, then I have to go get MILK which is in the fridge - so I have to walk over the hard kitchen floor, when I have a BACK INJURY, then open the fridge, get the milk out and pour it over my cereal. I have to really concentrate to get just the right amount of milk on the cereal, too. It's MENTALLY DRAINING!

And so on for an hour long prestream rant. Everything in DSP's life is some barely surmountable obstacle that he has to struggle over. I've seen quadriplegic people who are more independent than him.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:04 pm

Spending money on dumb shit is the only thing that comes easy to him. Thank god he works from home or else he'd talk hours and hours about going to the mail office to pick up his most recent parcel filled with bullshit.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:26 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:19 am
And so on for an hour long prestream rant. Everything in DSP's life is some barely surmountable obstacle that he has to struggle over. I've seen quadriplegic people who are more independent than him.
Where everyone else sees him failing to be a grown man, he apparently thinks he's hot shit for tackling these "Herculean" tasks.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:40 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:26 pm
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:19 am
And so on for an hour long prestream rant. Everything in DSP's life is some barely surmountable obstacle that he has to struggle over. I've seen quadriplegic people who are more independent than him.
Where everyone else sees him failing to be a grown man, he apparently thinks he's hot shit for tackling these "Herculean" tasks.
He still thinks that it's a big deal that he's got a girlfriend. Not even at half his age that's something especially noteworthy to brag about.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 14, 2018 7:41 pm

Saddest thing I remember him saying was that he couldn’t sleep because his heart was racing from doing laundry.

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