Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:09 am

Rapeculture wrote:
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I keep hearing that the first Snob movie is okay. Can anyone confirm or deny?
It's okay compared to the other movies, in fact it's probably Brad's best. And there was a lot I liked about it. Haven't seen it in years but I did enjoy it.

The main problem is that there are two plots going on at the same time and Brad doesn't really develop either in the two hours he has. At first, it's a movie about Brad and Jake trying to make their movie, but then the film board shuts them down so Brad tries to go undercover as the Cinema Snob to make friends and get things back on track. About a third of the way through, it becomes a murder mystery, except there's no real following of the clues, the killer ends up revealing himself and up until that point they had no idea who it was, meanwhile the old movie plot comes back in at odd moments. Plus there's the love story of Brad and Jillian, which becomes awkward since they broke up right before this came out.

You could have easily turned one or the other into a stand alone ninety or a hundred minute movie. Maybe Brad's character just joins the film association out of a genuine love of movies, only for them to start getting killed off and he has to follow the clues like a real murder mystery movie, giving enough information to allow the audience to figure it out as well. You then have the rewatch bonus as they see all the foreshadowing.

Alternatively, Brad could have made a comedy about making a movie in the style he normally does, drawing on past experiences for the plot and characters. They aren't able to secure the permits, so they just film guerrilla style like Brad used to. Have jokes based on things that happened while they were shooting the other movies. And since you'd need to actually shoot some footage for the fake movie, that's stuff you don't need to shoot later on when you actually make it (Brad said back then he did hope to one day make Black Angus).

Best of all, both options are cheap and don't require much money.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:30 am

OK, I feel like I need to watch and review this movie then.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:29 pm

Did anyone ever find Brad's foxdickfarms account?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:35 pm

Brad should be doing what he was born to do - producing porn.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:49 pm

pibbs wrote:
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Brad should be doing what he was born to do - producing porn.
He's a feminist ally now. Those dark days are behind him

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:35 am

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Judo Jake wins again! I can see it now, real american blasting in the background as Jake single handedly takes down every CA member. Sure he may be a fucked up lunatic, but Jake is /ourguy/ to me.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Cuckson » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:04 am

Guest wrote:
Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:29 pm
Did anyone ever find Brad's foxdickfarms account?
Some people suspect its some guy called bruno mattey but i think brad would either post as himself to get troll shielding or as a guest here.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:32 am

I don't know what's more stupid, Brad pretending to have a staff doing his tweets, or claiming that down the street at the community center is "away on a movie shoot" like it's an exotic filming location.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Poonoo » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:21 am

Cuckson wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:04 am
but i think brad would either post as himself to get troll shielding or as a guest here.
>implying all the lupa thirstposts weren't him flirting with her.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 9:29 am

One look at that clapperboard reveals Brad & co's incompetence as filmmakers. You see usually when making a movie, scenes are divided into multiple shots (different angles etc). Just the fact that the board says he's shooting scene "16" without any indication of other shots or takes shows exactly how he's able to churn out these turd movies after only about a week of shooting.

Shots, not even entire scenes, can take hours to nail in a truly professional setting. Pulling off this amateur garbage and having such a massive ego to call yourself a competent filmmaker , even if it is slightly more tolerable than any other IN movie, is fucking retarded.

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