DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[rabidtictac]

I think it's funny he goes off on someone for asking him to drink seriously during a "drunk" event, but he has no problem with drinking heavily for hours and fucking hours after he streams.

[Le Redditeur]

C'mon, we all know people are asking for a "drunk" stream just to try to bait him into getting banned from Twitch. Even the Gout Lord himself can see through this obvious trap.

That's why he nhas no problem in getting drunk on gin offstream. It won't warrant him a ban from his precious paypig-skinning scam site.

[Angelfire Memes]

He acts like people want him to drink so much he needs a stomach pump. What 36 year old man can't have a few drinks without endangering their fucking health?

[Guest]

He acts like people want him to drink so much he needs a stomach pump. What 36 year old man can't have a few drinks without endangering their fucking health?

The same man that considers going shopping a heavy workout

[Guest]

He acts like people want him to drink so much he needs a stomach pump. What 36 year old man can't have a few drinks without endangering their fucking health?

The same man that considers going shopping a heavy workout

[Kugelfisch]

I'm looking forward to experienced drinker Phil to kill half a bottle of Tanqueray, not even feel a buzz, but give us the worst-acted drunk guy performance ever.

[rabidtictac]

I'm looking forward to experienced drinker Phil to kill half a bottle of Tanqueray, not even feel a buzz, but give us the worst-acted drunk guy performance ever.

More like half a can of a beer. Bitchass Phil won't be drinking anything even remotely interesting.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And he'll keep looking at the stream chat for advice on how to act drunk.

[MegaNigger]

Why isn't he dead yet?

[Angelfire Memes]

Phil's mindset in a nutshell. I didn't have debts, then I spent loads on credit cards and got loads of debt! What gives?

I don't know much about denbts because I'm not a faggot who puts everything on credit and I'm not a burger - is this sort of thing even possible?