Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, early one there was some rough idea of a sequel involving the dead protagonist becoming a champion of God throughout various time periods, which sounds just stupid enough that I want to see it happening.

Sadly the url above says "reboot", so it's probably just gonna be Gladiator 1 with Russel replaced by a black guy.

[Kugelfisch]

Sadly the url above says "reboot", so it's probably just gonna be Gladiator 1 with Russel replaced by a black guy.

That may be the one time they could legit get away with that. The arena was one of the few places I'd expect to see a nigger in ancient Rome.

[Keith Chegwin]

Problem is they already had a black character in the original Gladiator, so if anything they'll probably remake it with a stronk empowered wymyn instead

[Guest]

Problem is they already had a black character in the original Gladiator, so if anything they'll probably remake it with a stronk empowered wymyn instead

Pretty sure the only time the real Romans threw wymyn in the Colosseum was when they sentenced them to get raped to death by a giraffe.

Yes, that was a real thing. Some famous female poisoner died that way. Now THERE'S a movie.

[Guest]

Lmao, Rome.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't diss Rome. They invented the best kind of Professional Wrestling: always hardcore, all the time.

[Kugelfisch]

Not to mention ship battle stadiums. I want that shit back!

[Guest]

We never got better at shitposting than Rome.
Humanity should have ended after the fall.
Why has entertainment regressed so much since the BC and double digit AD years? And to think that people are impressed by capeshit.

[Kugelfisch]

Why has entertainment regressed so much since the BC and double digit AD years?

Because never again has a society kept out the barbarians so successfully for so long. The difference between the bleak violence outside and the sophisticated boredom inside hit peak levels.
Truthfully, that actually worse today. But your average citizen doesn't know what kinda shit is going on, how subhuman and detestable the current day barbarians are and have been taught to suppress the natural feeling of superiority.
It's a fucking shame. I just want my battle ship stadiums back and the subhumans outside again.

[Guest]

Don't diss Rome. They invented the best kind of Professional Wrestling: always hardcore, all the time.

I wasn't. Publically executing a woman via giraffe rape is pretty based.