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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:34 pm

Not even operated a forklift?
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:50 pm

Now you can watch Kebab Potato fight with Mario & Luigi commentating on it for some reason.



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Not even operated a forklift?
I don even have a loicense for that meight.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:15 pm

Probably for the better you need a loicense in Stroopwaffelland to oper8 one with all those stoners around.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by veris leta facies » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:44 pm

You don't need a loicense to operate a forklift in Germany? Heh, here you need a loicense for EVERY WORKSITE SEPARATELY. It doesn't matter even if you have a 30 year experience operating a forklift, it's illegal to touch one if you don't have a permit to operate that in that specific worksite. For example, a truck driver arriving to his destination to unload his lorry, if he sees a forklift there he can't use it if he doesn't have a permit to use it on that area, so he has to wait till someone who has the permit arrives to unload the lorry. This is fucking stupid and often leads to unnecessary delays in logistic process, but this is typical social democracy patronising. Everything would go a full Staplerfahrer Klaus otherwise, apparently.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:02 am

AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:50 pm
Kebab Potato
Goddamn you, you've made me hungry
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:20 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:44 pm
Everything would go a full Staplerfahrer Klaus otherwise, apparently.
Forklifts are dangerous weapons that need to be handled with care. Only true experts in the field of forklifting can be trusted.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:54 pm

Far from current, but this Cucknadian interview with Mike Tyson has just cracked me up
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:09 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:44 pm
You don't need a loicense to operate a forklift in Germany?
Not exactly, no. The "license" for it is a one hour course. Hilariously, watching Staplerfahrer Klaus is part of that course at many places. Once you have one, you may operate one everywhere.
The only question is always what the insurance says. Some, especially at big companies, won't permit anyone but employees to operate one on their premises or they won't pay in case shit happens.
If you're going to drive to lots of unloading stations where a forklift is necessary and it's questionable if one will be around, it's always smarter to have one of those attachable ones at the back of the truck. Those things are pretty awesome.
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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by AdorableOtter » Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:24 am

Floyd Mayweather: Boxer to fight kickboxer Tenshin Nasukawa in Japan

>Boxer Floyd Mayweather will fight kickboxer Tenshin Nasukawa in Japan on 31 December, after signing a deal with a mixed martial arts company.

Literally wut.

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Re: Boxing/MMA

Post by mad bum » Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:44 am

Getting fat paid AND beating up chinks? The dream
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