April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by RedLine » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:56 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:25 am
What I'm still puzzled about is how she can hang around with a guy that looks like he can hardly remember the last shower he had.
For a long time I've thought April & Spoony had an impersonal "roommates" type of relationship.
Now I'm thinking they have more of a Boogie/Dez thing going on.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:31 am

What if...
She read our jokes about their house probably being a filthy pig sty, and she cleaned up the living room, threw some Halloween shit in there to pretend she's just posting about that but really it's to try to fool us into believing that they are sanitary.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:33 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:52 pm
steamyham wrote:
Fri Nov 02, 2018 12:42 pm
Anyone else ever entertained the thought that Spoony and April are actually functioning a lot better than we think and all The bullshit is just for extra pocket change from the patron and streams?
Many did and I still think that's bullshit. There'd be no need to whine, he'd just do a short low-effort video here and there and the payoff would be much, much higher.
Do you really think the fucker does 20+ hour twitter sessions of being incoherent for years straight as a ruse?
The obviously staged #depression photo might lend some credence to the idea of Spoony having some keikaku going on, but his constant twitter stream of conciousness.

The CPAP saga was a wasted opportunity for another staged photo (could've just bought some used one and have April take a picture of him shackled to this fiendish device), and he could've done a stream - or have raw Spoony review video footage "leaked" - where he has a totally real breakdown. That aught to open some wallets.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:42 am

But he's got a cpap picture on kiwi, can't link it however.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:47 pm

pibbs wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:31 am
What if...
She read our jokes about their house probably being a filthy pig sty, and she cleaned up the living room, threw some Halloween shit in there to pretend she's just posting about that but really it's to try to fool us into believing that they are sanitary.
If April read our posts she'd almost certainly be too busy fapping to clean anything. You know how she feels about abuse.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:01 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:42 am
But he's got a cpap picture on kiwi, can't link it however.
it wasnt a CPAP machine it was something from the doctors office, i remember him tweeting something along the lines of a hookah with that tweet.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Tony Schiavone » Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:14 am

If he actually had a CPAP machine, he would fail to clean it. Regularly.
Which means he'd get all kinds of sinus infections and upper respiratory problems. That would be great for his Twitter, but he'd hate it because he'd actually be sick. Remember that this man is afraid if any kind of physical trauma or pain (such as due to manual labor).

He'd be too inconvenienced by illness to actually bother going through the charade of using it.




On the other hand....this is the same man that somehow came down with shingles. In a desert.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:14 am

Cuckson wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:01 pm
mad bum wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:42 am
But he's got a cpap picture on kiwi, can't link it however.
it wasnt a CPAP machine it was something from the doctors office, i remember him tweeting something along the lines of a hookah with that tweet.
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Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:24 pm
CPAP!
WE'VE GOT CPAP HERE! See? Nobody cares.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AdorableOtter » Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:15 am

pibbs wrote:
Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:14 am
Cuckson wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:01 pm
mad bum wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:42 am
But he's got a cpap picture on kiwi, can't link it however.
it wasnt a CPAP machine it was something from the doctors office, i remember him tweeting something along the lines of a hookah with that tweet.
The pic in question:
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That's a motherfucking nebulizer, not a motherfucking CRAP.
It's funny he always tries SO HARD to look sick.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:24 am

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