Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by ChangeTheChunnel » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:27 pm

It’s not a matter of desirability but rather star power and clout. Even as a IN Doge has more of that than Failure the Eternal Manchild.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by MrPopperBanks » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:49 pm

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Lupa's problem is she's fighting the inevitable conclusion that as she gets older
Not only is she fighting the age/desirability monster, she is dealing with everything that E-Celebs dread: becoming even more irrelevant than they already are. I couldn't tell you what a single one of her skills are. MovieMaker editing? Collecting plastic junk with limited resale value? Poor taste in fashion, makeup, and "romantic" partners? What does this poor girl have to offer any workforce that isn't YouTube?

She doesn't understand that reaching a certain number on YouTube is not an indicator of success nor is it the final step. Ellis can't get any higher than short PBS videos, and that's probably because they're done for free and pander hardcore to identity politics. CA has over a million and how well are the employees paid? She has not changed her format, style, presentation or skin care in years. She is dwindling far behind YouTubers who've barely been doing it as a "real job" as long as she has. The films she covers could bring in viewers if she weren't so goddamn bland. At lease Doge has energy when he's on camera. The cutaways and skits may suck, but his character was for a time watchable.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:27 pm

ChangeTheChunnel wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:27 pm
It’s not a matter of desirability but rather star power and clout. Even as a IN Doge has more of that than Failure the Eternal Manchild.
Right, so why exactly are people saying "Doge could never get a girl like Lupa!" when she hooked up with Slimer?

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Oct 17, 2018 7:56 pm

Are we now pretending that she's got any kind of thing going on with Phailous that one could call a relationship? It looks like she chose neither of them.
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The films she covers could bring in viewers if she weren't so goddamn bland.
The only thing that involves her that I've ever seen was a video by Good Bad Flicks where she would occasionally provide commentary. She fucking sucks shit. She's garbage by 2006 YT standards even.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:05 pm

Not even Mike "finish in less than 15 minutes" Michaud wanted her.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Pope Corky III » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:38 pm

MrPopperBanks wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:49 pm
She has not changed her format, style, presentation or skin care in years.
Not true. She changed from Obscurus Lupa Presents to Movie Nights, which in my opinion was a bad move. It went from a quirky appeal to autist format to trying to be an RLM format, which she could never hope to be in the same solar system as.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by pibbs » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:07 pm

Pope Corky III wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:38 pm
MrPopperBanks wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:49 pm
She has not changed her format, style, presentation or skin care in years.
Not true. She changed from Obscurus Lupa Presents to Movie Nights, which in my opinion was a bad move. It went from a quirky appeal to autist format to trying to be an RLM format, which she could never hope to be in the same solar system as.
"Movie Night" is so generic it's forgettable and meaningless. RLM's "Best of the Worst" is intriguing and "Half in the Bag" is actually really clever once you learn it's idiomatic meaning.

EDIT: I'm speaking of the titles here.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:23 pm

RLM's last Nerd Crew was hysterical.
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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:25 pm

Nerd crew is always meh.
I clapped when they mentioned Colin Quinn. I clapped at that comedian I recognized.

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Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Oct 18, 2018 10:29 pm

Guest wrote:
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Nerd crew is always meh.
I clapped when they mentioned Colin Quinn. I clapped at that comedian I recognized.
"Wow, Rich, you held onto that AIDS longer than Magic Johnson."

Please tell me that at least that tickled your funnybone just a bit.
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