Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Kugelfisch]

Star Trek Nemesis?

Nobody cared about him before he put on the mask.

[Keith Chegwin]

The mask of Shinzon, Patrick Stewart clone?

[Kugelfisch]

The mask of Shinzon, Patrick Stewart clone?

Of course!

[Guest]

The worst tease in movie history was when Gordon is all "lulz, there's this guy who leaves Joker cards everywhere!" at the end of Batman Begins. So lame the Chun-Li movie ripped it off: "There's this Japanese guy beating ass. Ryu...something."

Weird, because that gay-ass escalation theme in The Dark Knight blamed Batman for creating Joker when the Joker was already being gay and useless as fuck while Bats was off getting buttfucked in the mountains.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did Nolan really care that much about continuity? I mean, the Dark Knight ended with "I'm gonna keep beeing the Bat because I'm the hero this town needs, not the one it deserves (or the other way around)", and DKR shows he gave up ASAP.

Also man that SF cliffhanger sounds amazing.

[Guest]

Honestly, that movie needed a sequel. It was so over the top stupid with an Irish albino Bison and a bizarre don't-give-a-fuck performance from the American Pie guy. And the ending basically teased her joining the "world warrior" fight scene now that her weird Asian prostitute training was over.

[Guest]

[Rapeculture]

I refuse to see any movie called Street Fighter that isn't about a fighting tournament. How the fuck hard is it exactly to make this movie correctly???

[Kugelfisch]

I refuse to see any movie called Street Fighter that isn't about a fighting tournament. How the fuck hard is it exactly to make this movie correctly???

I'd say it's impossible. The basic premise is: "We'll have a fighting tournament with magic people over who owns the world.".
Sounds familiar? It should, because that's fucking Yu-Gi-Oh!.

[Rapeculture]

I refuse to see any movie called Street Fighter that isn't about a fighting tournament. How the fuck hard is it exactly to make this movie correctly???

I'd say it's impossible. The basic premise is: "We'll have a fighting tournament with magic people over who owns the world.".
Sounds familiar? It should, because that's fucking Yu-Gi-Oh!.

I would say that you could probably remove the fireball-throwing shenanigans from it and it would be fine. Shit, I wouldn't mind seeing a SF movie that resembled Bloodsport. That flick was okay.