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Re: Fake News General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:26 pm

We need brick-and-mortar. There are so many Rose Tico figures left to sell.
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Post by Osterzone » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:52 pm

Fun fact: During TFA, Finn toy figures sold so poorly, retailers like Target had to bundle Finn in with more popular characters in order to sell him.

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Re: Fake News General

Post by mad bum » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:16 pm

Maybe they should of had Samuel L Jackson in the movie instead
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Re: Fake News General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:20 pm

They already had him in the prequels.
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Re: Fake News General

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:29 pm

No one cares about any new characters. Star Wars is still Luke, Chewbacca, Storm Troopers, and Darth Vader.

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Re: Fake News General

Post by CIANIgger » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:38 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:29 pm
No one cares about any new characters. Star Wars is still Luke, Chewbacca, Storm Troopers, and Darth Vader.
I thought it was Jar-Jar and Boba Fett?
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Re: Fake News General

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:42 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:16 pm
Maybe they should of had Samuel L Jackson in the movie instead
They should have done Tar Wars like Paul Mooney suggested
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Re: Fake News General

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:13 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:02 am
They already closed all of their locations.
Not in Europe they didn't. 90 are still open in Germany, Switzerland and Austria alone.
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Re: Fake News General

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:52 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:20 pm
They already had him in the prequels.
They could've had him somehow survive being thrown out the window all this time, just to troll the fans and throw all the presupposed continuity completely out of whack.

Then they could retcon everything by saying anything convenient that happened in the original trilogy was because of the magic black man behind the scenes, and that's why you didn't see his ghost in Return of the Jedi!!!
Big reveal is that he's hanging out with Luke in his cave and is the reason why they're both so cranky, but decide to fight again when elf girl shows up for training she doesn't need.


Because it's an idea that could be funny and/or interesting, of course they'd never do it.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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