April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:40 pm

She's probably lying on the ground. Surrounded by creepy dolls. With a "Kill me" expression on her sad face.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Singh'sSpot » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:48 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:40 pm
She's probably lying on the ground. Surrounded by creepy dolls. With a "Kill me" expression on her sad face.
She should do what Cameron Diaz's character did in that car crash scene from Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise, where she's being hysterical to him while driving and drives off a bridge.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Peter » Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:44 pm

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:48 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 4:40 pm
She's probably lying on the ground. Surrounded by creepy dolls. With a "Kill me" expression on her sad face.
She should do what Cameron Diaz's character did in that car crash scene from Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise, where she's being hysterical to him while driving and drives off a bridge.
Do you think Orcril swallows Spoony's cum? Let alone puts his amour sausage in her mouth? He's to lazy to wipe his ass I imagine his balls must smell like chicken soup that's been forgotten on the counter for a week.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Auli » Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:08 pm

WTF are your talking about? They don't even SEE eachother while living in the same house. They don't have sex, not even with themselves...
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:02 pm

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Living off the GRIDS is the NEET dream. There really isn't anything in the world for me, it's all trash. I wanna be left alone, die a virgin, and never have my bones discovered. But then fbi niggers always get pissy when you leave their surveillance system. Throw you in prison with the blacks and spics you were trying to avoid.
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People always call survivalists/preppers crazy and a lot of them are, but they have the right idea about getting off the grid. The writing is on the wall, society might not collapse entirely but it's not out of the question that currency might become worthless, looting becomes rampant, etc.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:40 pm

Auli wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:08 pm
WTF are your talking about? They don't even SEE eachother while living in the same house. They don't have sex, not even with themselves...
It's the scene from Vanilla Sky where the chick tells Tom cruise "She swallowed his cum that means something".

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Auli » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:50 pm

I know that, but April and Spoony don't see each other, so they can't have sex.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:16 am

They don't even live in the same house anymore.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:45 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:16 am
They don't even live in the same reality anymore.
FTFY.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:09 am

She's becoming Spoony.
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