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And then the women will be forced to dress like Princess Peach. Or Daisy, if they ask nicely.
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This is really fucking appropriate right now because Ben Shapiro just got a job at Fox News and Movieblob tweeted gloatingly that Hannity is going to haze him like they're 18 year old dudebros in a fraternity or something. He'll try to play it off as snark if enough people notice and make fun of him for it, but you can tell he seriously believes it.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:13 am[Blob's whole universe revolves around the (((jawks)))]
He literally thinks this is how the world works. I was starting to think the jawks meme was an exaggeration but it's not. He's just gotten careful not to mention jawks directly because even his thick self has learned about the meme, but he still believes this 100%.
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I think Shapiro is just hosting a 4 episode special on midterms.
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Bob lives in his own little world. In the book he admits he thought of video games as this little underground hobby only a few people really knew about and Nintendo didn't become a mainstream thing until Pokemon came and ruined everything for him.
You remember that episode of Dexter's Laboratory where he spies on Deedee's slumber party and treats it like a nature study? At the start, he checks his knowledge about girls and gives us this gem: "I know so very little about this 'girl.' Therefore mankind must know next to nothing." That's Bob in a nutshell. If he knows little, you know nothing. If he knows Super Mario Bros. 2 was a reskin of Doki Doki Panic because he read it in Nintendo Power thirty years ago and doesn't know anything else, you obviously barely even know the game existed.
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That's a hot take on him.
He has to believe that that's how things are. Otherwise, he'd have to face the fact that he's not smart, not creative, not an elite in any way, not worth having around, fat, ugly, not respected by anybody, living in his mother's basement and can't even stuff himself with cake anymore. He's an actual loser and he won't have that.
He has to believe that that's how things are. Otherwise, he'd have to face the fact that he's not smart, not creative, not an elite in any way, not worth having around, fat, ugly, not respected by anybody, living in his mother's basement and can't even stuff himself with cake anymore. He's an actual loser and he won't have that.
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This post should be frameddrisko wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:04 amBob lives in his own little world. In the book he admits he thought of video games as this little underground hobby only a few people really knew about and Nintendo didn't become a mainstream thing until Pokemon came and ruined everything for him.
You remember that episode of Dexter's Laboratory where he spies on Deedee's slumber party and treats it like a nature study? At the start, he checks his knowledge about girls and gives us this gem: "I know so very little about this 'girl.' Therefore mankind must know next to nothing." That's Bob in a nutshell. If he knows little, you know nothing. If he knows Super Mario Bros. 2 was a reskin of Doki Doki Panic because he read it in Nintendo Power thirty years ago and doesn't know anything else, you obviously barely even know the game existed.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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I just write what makes sense.
Maybe I should write my own book on Internet Nobodies. Go ask around, try and get some stories on them and churn out a 300 pager. And to avoid getting sued, I'd fill it with some fake stuff and rename them but to a point where it's obviously who I'm talking about (Lindy Willis, Don Runner) so that when they get pissy and want to sue, I can point out the fake stuff and say it's all fictional. "Or are you really a narcissist who blew a dude just so you can be his distaff counterpart?"
Maybe I should write my own book on Internet Nobodies. Go ask around, try and get some stories on them and churn out a 300 pager. And to avoid getting sued, I'd fill it with some fake stuff and rename them but to a point where it's obviously who I'm talking about (Lindy Willis, Don Runner) so that when they get pissy and want to sue, I can point out the fake stuff and say it's all fictional. "Or are you really a narcissist who blew a dude just so you can be his distaff counterpart?"
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Well, we already have a bunch of nicknames like "Dave", "Doge" and "Fernando" that would make for good Original Characters (do not steal).
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https://www.geek.com/movies/moviebob-re ... n-1753091/
So I saw previews for this a while ago and thought it looked pretentious. One of those, "ohh, but the movement is so important!"" kind of movies where you say that sort of shit to excuse a film's lack of *text*. I shouldn't be surprised that Blob loved it, he's probably hoping one of the actresses will let him touch them.
So I saw previews for this a while ago and thought it looked pretentious. One of those, "ohh, but the movement is so important!"" kind of movies where you say that sort of shit to excuse a film's lack of *text*. I shouldn't be surprised that Blob loved it, he's probably hoping one of the actresses will let him touch them.
ebin namefag wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:06 amI don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.
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I hate that article style of an imaginary question being asked with him answering it. Reminds me of really dumb teeny magazines.
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