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Smash Ultimate comes early December. Other than that, I'm not really paying attention. The last Nintendo Dairekturi was mostly nothing but ports of old games and shit.
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The Switch hardware doesn't have the blast processing to play Candy Crush Saga.
(Though those shitty mobile ports of FF titles will probably find their way. They always do.)
(Though those shitty mobile ports of FF titles will probably find their way. They always do.)
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From what I heard, the ports of FFVII and FFIX are the mobile versions.
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Of course they fucking are. Why put any more work into dat shit than you need to, amirite?!
(Though I guess at least those 3D games won't get quite as anally raped by the different resolutions as the 2D ones. Unless they're really "competent".)
(Though I guess at least those 3D games won't get quite as anally raped by the different resolutions as the 2D ones. Unless they're really "competent".)
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The civ version is supposedly a ios port as well. And they are charging $60 for it. Fucking LUL.
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I'm not surprised. They took 60 for Tropical Dong as well. Friendly reminder that the WiiU version was 40 at release.
I can't even blame Nintendo. If I could get away with charging fuckers 10 bucks for a bag of potatoes I would.
I can't even blame Nintendo. If I could get away with charging fuckers 10 bucks for a bag of potatoes I would.
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You should sell potatoes with mario on it. You could easily make $40 a bag.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:24 amI'm not surprised. They took 60 for Tropical Dong as well. Friendly reminder that the WiiU version was 40 at release.
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We have a little coin vending machine with toys in them. Whenever there's something Mario related in it it sells the best by far. The absolute best were touchscreen pens with fireflowers, mushrooms and coinblocks on them.
Kids still really like Mario and get bright eyes when they see him. I don't blame them. I blame the 35 year old neckbeards, though.
Kids still really like Mario and get bright eyes when they see him. I don't blame them. I blame the 35 year old neckbeards, though.
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Mario is the only good male role model for kids.
But the Wii U version isn't portable.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:24 amI'm not surprised. They took 60 for Tropical Dong as well. Friendly reminder that the WiiU version was 40 at release.
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