Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Guest]

Hugh Jackman is very obviously a closeted gay.

NOTTHATTHERESANYTHINGWRONGWITHTHATIMJUSTSAYING

[MegaNigger]

Guys, I saw more news about that Teen Titans show with the nigress tranny Starfire..... that shit is sooooo DOA. Why do they insist on pushing it or talking about it? It's Fembusters all over and over again. Also the Venom movie got a nice shitty PG13 rating. Fucking lawl. Nice moves Hollywood. As always.

[Auli]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Singh'sSpot]

Sooooo a cabbage patched haired dude, an emo goth, an edgelord and a hooker walk into a bar.....

[mad bum]

that movie is going to be the best laugh of the year, where movie exec's go "WHY DIDN'T THIS WORK!? CAPESHIT IS HOT RIGHT NOW!"

[Auli]

I got even more bad news for you; it's a tv series. So it's not 2.5h movies it's a 50m x12 or something series.

[Keith Chegwin]

I don't get why Rogue wasn't played by a hot chick in the older X-Men movies.

Eh, I'd do her. She's not a knock-out like the girl who played Mystique but I'd give her something.

Hugh Jackman is very obviously a closeted gay.

Of course he is. Every time he goes on vacation and leaves his ugly ass wife at home, he's seen with a 'mystery man'. My mum absolutely adores Hugh Jackman so I love to taunt her with this information.

Generally speaking though, I think the only person who wasn't gay on Singer's X-Men is Patrick Stewart. Every other man in those movies when you watch them you're like 'Okay, he clearly slept with Bryan Singer'. They're all pretty boys. Every single one.

That's why Deadpool is arguably the best X-Men related movie. It's so far removed from Bryan Singer's faggotry that they actually got a Colossus who was anything like his comic book counterpart and not just a pretty boy who clearly fucked Bryan Singer

[Rapeculture]

Good goddamn, I cringe super fucking hard everytime I see anything from that Titans TV show.

Shouldn't Bryan Singer be in fucking prison now or something?

[Keith Chegwin]

He should be but all his accusers make the mistake of trying to sue him for money rather than levying criminal charges

[Kugelfisch]

He should be but all his accusers make the mistake of trying to sue him for money rather than levying criminal charges

Whaddaya expect of Hollywood whores? Even the men aren't above sucking dick for cash and fame.