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Re: The Firearms Thread

Post by mad bum » Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:51 pm

>Using a Dilbert comic as an argument
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Re: The Firearms Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:37 am

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I'd like to highlight the "if you didn't bother before" part of my statement. If you haven't worried about a house invasion before, why now? If that is suddenly your concern, there's plenty of resources out there about home defence.

Alright then.
The long and short of it is that a handgun and an auto-loading rifle are recommended. What you get depends on what you can get wherever you live and what you can afford, really.
AK and AR15 pattern rifles are popular for good reasons and ammunition is cheap and plenty so go with that. Calibre doesn't really matter all that much. Go with either NATO rifle cal and you'll be fine. It's really kinda whatever. If you're just going to shoot fuckers inside a house the cost of the box makes more of a difference than ballistics. Sure, go ahead get a fancy Blackout cal if you like paying a lot for ammo. But in the end it'll all work well enough.
For pistols go with 9mm hollow point. Everyone can shoot that and it'll give a /noguns/ faggot enough rounds per mag to actually hit something.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:59 am

I'm going to talk to the sheriff in the next few days about getting a purchasing permit, Nebraska's laws are pretty lax so getting a good 9mm should be simple if they approve me.
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Re: The Firearms Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:18 am

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:48 am

mad bum wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:51 pm
>Using a Dilbert comic as an argument
I'm sorry it wasn't xkcd or whatever plebbit favourites you're used to
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Re: The Firearms Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:59 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:48 am
mad bum wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:51 pm
>Using a Dilbert comic as an argument
I'm sorry it wasn't xkcd or whatever plebbit favourites you're used to
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Re: The Firearms Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:26 am

Neither webcomic has trannies, so why even bring them up?
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:10 pm

Fucking shitty webcomics.

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Re: The Firearms Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:54 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:37 am
Spergy cat doesn't know if Ranch or Cool Ranch came first.
I'd like to highlight the "if you didn't bother before" part of my statement. If you haven't worried about a house invasion before, why now? If that is suddenly your concern, there's plenty of resources out there about home defence.

Alright then.
The long and short of it is that a handgun and an auto-loading rifle are recommended. What you get depends on what you can get wherever you live and what you can afford, really.
AK and AR15 pattern rifles are popular for good reasons and ammunition is cheap and plenty so go with that. Calibre doesn't really matter all that much. Go with either NATO rifle cal and you'll be fine. It's really kinda whatever. If you're just going to shoot fuckers inside a house the cost of the box makes more of a difference than ballistics. Sure, go ahead get a fancy Blackout cal if you like paying a lot for ammo. But in the end it'll all work well enough.
For pistols go with 9mm hollow point. Everyone can shoot that and it'll give a /noguns/ faggot enough rounds per mag to actually hit something.
Only problem I have with AR type rifles for home defense is those 5.56 rounds are gonna cut right through your fucking walls. They will absolutely penetrate into neighbors' houses and sheeeit. 9mm rounds are less likely to do so and shot is even less likely.
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Re: The Firearms Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:01 pm

Good thing Krauts don't build their houses out of toilet paper.
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