Words and phrases that only assholes use

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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:20 pm

Sounds like something Foodie Beauty would do.
With around at least a pound of various types of chees.
And another pound or so of shredded cheese she never stops sprinkling onto it.
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:31 pm

Wanna bet multiple delivery services in the US offer mac and cheese pizza?
It's as stupid as offering a hamburger pizza and putting the fucking bun on it.
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:52 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:12 pm
The dumbest "reasonable" variation is pizza with pasta on it. Because if there's one thing a flat bread really needed it's another grain product made of the same fucking flour on it.
I've never fucking heard of that one. Wouldn't that effectively be the world's most convoluted sandwich? Grain, toppings... then more grain?

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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Uguuboi » Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:23 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:12 pm
The dumbest "reasonable" variation is pizza with pasta on it. Because if there's one thing a flat bread really needed it's another grain product made of the same fucking flour on it.
But I'm carbmaxxing

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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 15, 2024 8:44 pm

Real carbmaxxers go for pizza poutine.
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:08 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:31 pm
Wanna bet multiple delivery services in the US offer mac and cheese pizza?
It's as stupid as offering a hamburger pizza and putting the fucking bun on it.
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by RedLine » Tue Apr 16, 2024 4:18 am

Pasta Bread Bowls


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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:49 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:12 pm
The dumbest "reasonable" variation is pizza with pasta on it. Because if there's one thing a flat bread really needed it's another grain product made of the same fucking flour on it.
That’s why I think cheesy bread or whatever they wish to call it is redundant and stupid. Pizza is already cheese and bread, it’s like having a hotdog with a side of hotdog.
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:57 am

Deathfats love cheese, so they will appreciate if you put cheese everywhere, even where no sane man would expect it.
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Re: Words and phrases that only assholes use

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:22 am

This might not count as a phrase exactly, but why the fuck do so many people say "is" twice? "The thing is is that..." or "The point is is that..." or whatever. Where the fuck is that second "is" coming from? I'm expecting at least one person to have never noticed this before, and now they're going to start hearing it everywhere. Fuck you, we suffer together.

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