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DHI Wellness Check Thread
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Yeah, looks just like me.
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I apologize for being dead for a few, but life comes at you fast.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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I figured my niggur.Moe Bitches wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 4:08 amI apologize for being dead for a few, but life comes at you fast.
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Rectal tearing is no laughing matter. Take all the time you need.Moe Bitches wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 4:08 amI apologize for being dead for a few, but life comes at you fast.
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Knew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.
The resulting mega turd he laid when he came home made so much damage that he had to get a daily enema so the stitches don't tear.
The boy was a halfwit.
The resulting mega turd he laid when he came home made so much damage that he had to get a daily enema so the stitches don't tear.
The boy was a halfwit.
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That sounds retarded.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 11:23 pmKnew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.
Good thing I never behaved like that throughout the entirety of school.
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He was a dubass. We really only knew him because he lived in the same street.
Funniest thing he ever did was race past us on his bike down the steep hill of the street. After just proclaiming the day before that his breaks don't work.
He slammed into the curb at the bottom of the hill, flew into a hedge and was hammered almost entirely through that one meter thick hedge by his bike.
He was properly scratched up. He must've reached close to 30 km/h.
Funniest thing he ever did was race past us on his bike down the steep hill of the street. After just proclaiming the day before that his breaks don't work.
He slammed into the curb at the bottom of the hill, flew into a hedge and was hammered almost entirely through that one meter thick hedge by his bike.
He was properly scratched up. He must've reached close to 30 km/h.
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What is it with Germans and asses and shit.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 11:23 pmKnew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.
The resulting mega turd he laid when he came home made so much damage that he had to get a daily enema so the stitches don't tear.
The boy was a halfwit.
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"Arsch" is just so wonderfully versatile and flexible. Much like the ass itself.
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I get having a psychological block about shitting in a bush (unless the school provided camping toilets, if that's the case the guy was a turbo pussy), but shouldn't it be overcome by the shit coming out of your asshole sooner or later?Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 11:23 pmKnew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.
Didn't the same thing happen repeatedly to Wings of Redemption (even though he never went anywhere), and his grandma had to extract the archeological artifacts with rubber gloves?Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Jun 12, 2023 11:23 pmThe resulting mega turd he laid when he came home made so much damage that he had to get a daily enema so the stitches don't tear.
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