DHI Wellness Check Thread

[RedLine]

Thinking about getting an escort one of these nights to take the edge off tbh.

Always a good night for whore mongering.

[Rapeculture]

Here's hoping you don't get a penis disease, mate.

[Sieg Zeon]

Were they able to save your hair follicles?

Those have been dead since I was 22. Absolute shit genetics on that front. Getting buff and growing a goatee is your only recourse other than suicide as a bald fag.

That has worked for a lot of my friends who’ve had the same problem. One poor bastard looked like Devon Townsend during his Strapping Young Lad days before he gave it up.

I shave my head every now and then but have a ton of hair otherwise, I’m hoping I don’t hit the dead end in another five or so.

[MegaNigger]

You should do metal hair once in your life.

[mad bum]

My hair is to my shoulders, and I agree long hair is best hair.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Natural hair is superfluous ever since the rise of animu wigs.

[Kugelfisch]

Natural hair is superfluous ever since the rise of animu wigs.

Baldfag spotted.

[Sieg Zeon]

You should do metal hair once in your life.

My hair is weird to where it stops growing long and becomes a shaggy mess after a certain point. I tried growing it out once just to see what it’d look like and I got sick of it after a while. It just gives me that deranged hillbilly/domestic terrorist look.

[Le Redditeur]

Mine is growing in such a way that reminds me of Louis XIV:



Basically this, but not as fabulous (nor as volumous yet).

[MegaNigger]

Ya'll need to learn what proper long hair care is. Don't be faggots . Learn to use a hair straightener.