Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:10 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:08 am
Probably because the fucking movie said 800 ft.
What fucking movie?
Also, it's "drunk Euro-man" to you, thank you very much!
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:11 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:10 am
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:08 am
Probably because the fucking movie said 800 ft.
What fucking movie?
Also, it's "drunk Euro-man" to you, thank you very much!
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Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:40 am
Talking about Armageddon you fuck.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:18 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:11 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:10 am
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:08 am
Probably because the fucking movie said 800 ft.
What fucking movie?
Also, it's "drunk Euro-man" to you, thank you very much!
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:40 am
Talking about Armageddon you fuck.
....the Bruce Willis movie? The Michael Bay disaster? As in the conversation was about Armageddon as in the end of the world and you really expect me to think of the Aerosmith marketing campaign that was that Hollywood crap?
Yeah no, I'm not taking any blame on not getting those faggy references. I'd rather wear it as a badge of pride and shame you for reminding me of that shit movie's existence.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:11 am

Armageddon is one of those criterion movies on Hulu that tictac misses the most.

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:14 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:11 am
Armageddon is one of those criterion movies on Hulu that tictac misses the most.
Well they didn't get "A Black Girl's Guide to Dating White Men."
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:06 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:57 am
That's fine and all but how is talking about some obsolete measurement of "800 ft." supposed to help him understand anything? Measure like a white man, nigger. Nobody understands your hands and feet mud hut era measurements.
I dunno, feet in the 100s range seem to crop up often enough in kaiju- and mechashit (unless I'm more effed in the head than I think I am), so I'm not too alienated.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:03 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:06 pm
I dunno, feet in the 100s range seem to crop up often enough in kaiju- and mechashit
Can't say I've ever stumbled upon that trope. Mech stuff is usually in metric in my experience.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:16 pm

NASA is actually using the Armageddon plan for that big asteroid barreling toward us. Michael Bay could end up the savior of mankind.

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:49 pm

Not really? The only thing you can do with an asteroid that size is to deviate its course as far away from Earth as you possibly can, since that reduces the actual amount of course correction you need to apply for it to miss Earth.
That's also really the only thing even the biggest nuke can actually do in that case, with or without holes (if they'd matter at all, which they won't).
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Guest » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:50 pm

They're all pretty decent except linkara's movie

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