Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 16, 2019 12:44 am

Everything being said in this thread is terribly gay. Shared universes among internet reviews? Jesus, that comet can't get here fast enough.

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:28 pm

Make it a big fat asteroid. Pure iron and the size of Texas.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:14 pm

Why are doomsday asteroids always measured in texases?
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Why are doomsday asteroids always measured in texases?
What else? You know how large Texas is, no? Pretty much everyone does. It's like a banana for scale in pictures.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:27 am

Look at how big Texas is. Then try to think how drilling just 800 ft. into that would make a difference vs. just detonating a bomb on the surface.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:29 am

Texas is a big state UUUU

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:39 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:27 am
Look at how big Texas is. Then try to think how drilling just 800 ft. into that would make a difference vs. just detonating a bomb on the surface.
I don't get it. What's 800 ft.? Care to use non-nigger metrics? It's called metrics for a reason, you know.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:40 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:39 am
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:27 am
Look at how big Texas is. Then try to think how drilling just 800 ft. into that would make a difference vs. just detonating a bomb on the surface.
I don't get it. What's 800 ft.? Care to use non-nigger metrics? It's called metrics for a reason, you know.
Talking about Armageddon you fuck. Replying to Voice's dumbass Texas remark.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:57 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:40 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:39 am
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:27 am
Look at how big Texas is. Then try to think how drilling just 800 ft. into that would make a difference vs. just detonating a bomb on the surface.
I don't get it. What's 800 ft.? Care to use non-nigger metrics? It's called metrics for a reason, you know.
Talking about Armageddon you fuck. Replying to Voice's dumbass Texas remark.
That's fine and all but how is talking about some obsolete measurement of "800 ft." supposed to help him understand anything? Measure like a white man, nigger. Nobody understands your hands and feet mud hut era measurements.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:08 am

Probably because the fucking movie said 800 ft. and I'm not going to do a unit conversion just to make a film reference unrecognizable, angry Euro-man.

Also if I were to change units I would use something truly prestigious like Cubits.
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