Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Guest » Sat May 18, 2019 8:20 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 4:53 pm
I've never seen the AVGN movie. I've also never heard a single good thing about it.
The fake nerd girl is proper smashable. The whole ET thing is played out and boring though. If he does a sequel he should make it a horror movie or something, since that seems to be all that motivates him anymore.

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 18, 2019 8:28 pm

It's the little things that keep him alive.
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oh yea, it gets proper melodramatic. Lewis specifically gives Marzgurl the "meatiest" parts of the script because he seems to think she's a phenomenal actress(she is the worst out of all of them).
I guess he was impressed by her quality Nipponese in Suburban Knights.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 18, 2019 9:58 pm

Rushy wrote:
Sat May 18, 2019 8:15 pm
Lewis specifically gives Marzgurl the "meatiest" parts of the script because he seems to think she's a phenomenal actress(she is the worst out of all of them).
Which is quite the achievement and sounds improbable but is true.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Rushy » Sat May 18, 2019 10:40 pm

Guess we're gonna be adding the Lovhaug Audio Drama masterpiece to this soon... cause no one's ever really gone.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 18, 2019 11:13 pm

Looking at the sheer amount of negative talent involved it'll be a strong contender to be the worst thing yet.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Guest » Sat May 18, 2019 11:24 pm

Nobody can make fun of his camcorder and lack of lighting now. Now all he has is his lovely voice.

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun May 19, 2019 2:56 pm

I can't wait for the fluctuating levels of audio quality and volume, and many blokes clearly sounding like they're speaking into a cheap mike. Really helps bringing the whole thing to life in your mind.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by Rushy » Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:56 pm

Having seen the Cinema Snob flicks, here's my reranking

#7. AT4W: The Movie - Linkara's jerkoff.

#6. Suburban Knights - Fucking cosplayers.

#5. Another Cinema Snob Movie - Middle of the road. Inoffensive.

#4. To Boldly Flee - Some decent sci-fi parody.

#3. Kickassia - Kinda funny

#2. AVGN Movie - Closest to a professional production out of any of them.

#1. The Cinema Snob movie - At least it's kind of interesting. I like how Brad worked in the origin of the character. I liked Spoony.
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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by drisko » Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:47 pm

I'd swap TBF and Snob 2 because To Boldly Flee was too fucking long and self indulgent

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Re: Rank the Internet Nobody Cinematic Universe

Post by mad bum » Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:56 pm

Still don't know how you rate AT4W the movie the worst when it was seriously the funniest because of how bad it was.

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