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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by mad bum » Thu May 16, 2019 6:13 am

Poonoo wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 4:59 am
mad bum wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 9:43 pm
My crippling depression.
Bullshit, you are running from your mom's spaghetti to cut down on carbs aren't you my fellow wop? :lol:
Fuck no, you know Italians breathe carbs and I refuse to cut them out completely.
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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 16, 2019 11:50 am

Poonoo wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 4:59 am
mad bum wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 9:43 pm
My crippling depression.
Bullshit, you are running from your mom's spaghetti to cut down on carbs aren't you my fellow wop? :lol:
>avoiding mama's spaghetti
Woah there! There are lines a man won't cross. Not even a quarter wop would go that far.
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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by Poonoo » Thu May 16, 2019 11:59 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 11:50 am
Poonoo wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 4:59 am
mad bum wrote:
Wed May 15, 2019 9:43 pm
My crippling depression.
Bullshit, you are running from your mom's spaghetti to cut down on carbs aren't you my fellow wop? :lol:
>avoiding mama's spaghetti
Woah there! There are lines a man won't cross. Not even a quarter wop would go that far.
You're right, if he did that he would have hung himself after a week.
No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training...what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.
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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by Rapeculture » Thu May 16, 2019 12:02 pm

Eliminating pasta was one of the best decisions I've ever made, but part of me will always crave fettuccini alfredo.
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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by Guest » Thu May 16, 2019 9:23 pm

I haven't had lasagna since Zio's closed down a couple years ago. It's hell.

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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Thu May 16, 2019 9:26 pm

I've decided to stop drinking.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu May 16, 2019 9:27 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:26 pm
I've decided to stop drinking.
Might as well put on a Hijab while you're at it.

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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by CIANIgger » Fri May 17, 2019 12:39 am

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:26 pm
I've decided to stop drinking.
You gonna send nudes yet or what?
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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by Guest » Fri May 17, 2019 12:41 am

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:26 pm
I've decided to stop drinking.
Drinking what?

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Re: Self Improvement Thread

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Fri May 17, 2019 1:02 am

Guest wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 12:41 am
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Thu May 16, 2019 9:26 pm
I've decided to stop drinking.
Drinking what?
Boxed wine, mostly.
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

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