Dead Horse Interchange

Welp, for the first time in my thirty-two years, I'm intentionally growing a beard. I let my stubble grow for three weeks out of laziness and decided in front of the mirror that I was going to shave around my neck and a few rogue cheek hairs to shape a beard. Now, I had mutton chops as long as six inches when stretched out when I was a kid but never a full beard.

My former friend had a gross ass beard that made him look muslim. Beard culture is for faggots.

I haven't shaved for weeks (except for mustache because having hair in my mouth drives me crazy) and I look like a crazy homeless person.
No real point to it. I just got lazy and thought I'd just see what happens and when somebody is going to say something. So far, nobody did.

Beards suck, don't get me wrong. But every man should try it once. kind of like drugs or masturbating in a public hot tub.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:43 am

I haven't shaved for weeks (except for mustache because having hair in my mouth drives me crazy) and I look like a crazy homeless person.
No real point to it. I just got lazy and thought I'd just see what happens and when somebody is going to say something. So far, nobody did.

If you've shaved off the moustache then people probably think you're Muslim because of the neck beard.

RAPEMAN wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 2:46 am

If you've shaved off the moustache then people probably think you're Muslim because of the neck beard.

I didn't shave it off. I just shortened it to not have hair in my mouth all the time like Sam Elliott.

Facial hair disgusts me. Sometimes I wish I was an injun. I hate it that much. But I shave rarely because I'm lazy and I don't leave the house.

Guest wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 3:04 am

Facial hair disgusts me. Sometimes I wish I was an injun. I hate it that much. But I shave rarely because I'm lazy and I don't leave the house.

Indians are able to grow beards. They just tear them out. Do that often enough and they won't grow back.

I see some cultures pluck their facial hair to groom it rather than shave it.

I've had a shaped and trimmed beard for a couple years now. Most of the time I do exactly like OP every morning. I don't have shitty genes so it can work. I usually just shave it all off after a couple weeks.

CIANIgger wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:20 am

I don't have shitty genes

Aren't you bald?