Es ist Deutschland hier!

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Re: Es ist Deutschland hier!

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:41 am

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
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hahaha as a dutchy Im probably one of the few who knows what he is saying.

My guess is that he's been drinking and feeling some extra nationalistic pride :P
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Re: Es ist Deutschland hier!

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:47 am

Yeah true and Im not even going to attempt writing back in german because Ill most likely butcher the spelling and grammar after not using the language since I was 18 or so.

I know one line without error: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.

And even now I read it I dont even think ramstein but lol du has mich gefragt seems like you have fragged me(I know its you've asked me), gamer nerds unite.
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Re: Es ist Deutschland hier!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:05 pm

You think that's confusing? The English verb "to become" sounds and looks a lot like "bekommen", which means "to get". It's like they did this on purpose or something.

And written Dutch doesn't really look much weirder than if you try to write down stuff like Plattdeutsch.
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Re: Es ist Deutschland hier!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:19 am

That's because that's basically what Dutch is. When the Hanse was controlling the entire coastal area and the trade, the predecessor of Plattdeutsch was the trade language. It went into wildly different directions eventually, most notably with English, but it's still noticeable.
These days, Plattdeutsch kann be very, very different just 50km further away.

Fun fact: Afrikaans is perfectly comprehensible if you can speak either Dutch or Plattdeutsch.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:15 pm

I'm feeling so cosmopolitan right now.

The 50km thing checks out IMO considering Plattdeutsch has been mostly cultivated by villages who didn't have much interaction with the wider world. Aside from neighboring villages, but fuck those guys.
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Re: Es ist Deutschland hier!

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 19, 2019 2:42 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:15 pm
I'm feeling so cosmopolitan right now.
Im Sinne von der Zeitschrift, die Frauen weismachen möchte, dass ihre Männer total gerne eine offene Beziehung hätten oder im Sinne vom Cocktail?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:44 pm

Eher im Sinne von Weltbürgertum :3
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Re: Es ist Deutschland hier!

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:24 am

ich bin ein Berliner

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Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:46 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
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ich bin ein Berliner
*gasp* He's a Nazi! Get 'im!
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Re: Es ist Deutschland hier!

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 20, 2019 2:06 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:44 pm
Eher im Sinne von Weltbürgertum :3
Aha, ein schäbiger Globalist bist du also. Da wird mir so einiges klar. :lol:
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