Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:38 pm

The only bad thing about this is that she took her sweet ass time to ask about your polidick. If that's such a deal breaker for her, this should've been the first thing coming out of her mouth after "Hi". Or hell, even before that.
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:14 pm

mad bum wrote:
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You missed your chance at a 3some Tony.
No thanks, Jungle Fever.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:31 pm

>talking to women

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:10 pm

mad bum wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:08 pm
You missed your chance at a 3some Tony.
>Wanting a two-man threesome with some old ass hoe
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:31 am
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Pepsi Man » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:41 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:38 pm
The only bad thing about this is that she took her sweet ass time to ask about your polidick. If that's such a deal breaker for her, this should've been the first thing coming out of her mouth after "Hi". Or hell, even before that.
It's not a deal breaker. She was hoping that he'd say he liked Trump and then all of his buddies would tip their fedoras at m'lady.
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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:42 pm

Pepsi Man wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:41 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:38 pm
The only bad thing about this is that she took her sweet ass time to ask about your polidick. If that's such a deal breaker for her, this should've been the first thing coming out of her mouth after "Hi". Or hell, even before that.
It's not a deal breaker. She was hoping that he'd say he liked Trump and then all of his buddies would tip their fedoras at m'lady.
And everyone clapped.

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by mad bum » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:32 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:10 pm
mad bum wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:08 pm
You missed your chance at a 3some Tony.
>Wanting a two-man threesome with some old ass hoe
>Not understanding sarcasm
"Dude, 5 moves, I'm sitting on your arm until it's snapping. But to each their own."

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Guest » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:08 am

mad bum wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:32 am
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:10 pm
mad bum wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 5:08 pm
You missed your chance at a 3some Tony.
>Wanting a two-man threesome with some old ass hoe
>Not understanding sarcasm
>greentexting

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:35 am

mad bum wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:32 am
>Not understanding sarcasm
>Sarcasm
>Through the internets
>Without tone of voice
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:31 am
Doki doki is what you get in your kokoro when everything goes according to keikaku and senpai finally notices you.

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Re: Times you held your tongue (or didn't)

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:54 am

I pretty much never talk about politics unless I sense that we have some common ground. Because these days you don't know how people are going to react. I'm not ashamed of leaning right; I just don't need the drama.

I'm friends with my next door neighbors, Nice people. We pet-sit for each other when one of us goes out of town. We've shared our wine on each other's porches... and they have a Bernie 2016 sticker on their car and had a Beto for Senate sign in their yard (I'm in Texas) for months, even after he lost. Politics has come up, but I skate around my Trump support and that I think Bernie is nuts and that Beto should be making lattes in a hip coffee ship instead of holding any public office. Call me gutless, I think I just like peace.

Maybe if they were 25-year-old mega SJWs it would test my reserve, but they're not. They're in their 40s and are conversant in lots of things. We talk about local restaurants and neighborhood gossip and shit like that.

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